i stole $4 in quarters from my boss

[La Lioness Priyanka]

i feel better now!

[Ernesto]

1. Are you a corporate CEO?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. umm not

cos if i was i do not think i would need $4 in quarters

[burythehatchet]

2. Why

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. well cos i hate my pseudo liberal frat boy boss

he makes a homophobic comment ...i call him on it... then he apologizes...then he writes an email saying that i must have heard incorrectly...cos HE CANNOT SAY ANYTHING HOMOPHOBIC..its just not possible that someone like him be insensitive etc...so i end up apologizing to him...WTF

[burythehatchet]

5. mmm....ukay

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. well i know i am being childish

but i am really pissed off at him..the homeless guy can have his fuking quarters

[burythehatchet]

7. nothing childish about it.

sounds like you have an "interesting" relationship w/yr boss

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. how interesting?

he collects quarters in a cup ...i just took some of them...and i felt better....i would quit but economic climate not so good...

i also did not win femme fatale yesterday though i did qualify...someone with a marie antionette hairdo won!

[burythehatchet]

11. Ahhh..now we get to the heart of the matter

you can't win every time "maree bayti"


Pix -- we want pix

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. i have none

[Catshrink]

9. Call it redistribution of wealth

you did say you gave the quarters to a homeless guy, right? Sounds like a good liberal democratic thing to do.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. thank-you

I AGREE!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Socko]

13. You should taken more money....

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i think so tooo

[TX-RAT]

15. Sounds like a petty thief

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. yes....

but i made two homeless people happy

[TX-RAT]

18. Stealing is still stealing

I don't see how committing a misdemeanor theft helps anybody.

[Bertha Venation]

20. You don't?

It helped the homeless, and because they stole nothing they are innocent.

As to others' guilt or innocence -- I'm no righteous judge. Are you?

[TX-RAT]

25. Not a righteous judge

Just 21 year with Sheriffs dept.
6 years county judge.
I just call a thief a thief.

[Bertha Venation]

26. Oh, dear. Clearly I am mistaken.

You've completely missed my point.

Judge away.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. umm good for you

but in reality he owes me thousands in overtime..so who is the real thief?

[DulceDecorum]

17. Nah

Those quarters were simply removed from the custody of a person who may someday present a terrible and imminent threat to somebody somewhere in this glorious nation.

You deserve a medal for bravery for rescuing and releasing American property out of the hands of tyranny.

Next time though,
try to liberate an oil well.

[KinkyDem]

19. You know

stealing is wrong. It's also against the rules. You will be punished. Now, drag your happy ass down here to DC and I can warm up the ... DAMN IT! You're gonna get me in trouble again.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. have i mentioned

ummmm never mind.........

[KinkyDem]

22. Yes, yes you have

and I hope you do again.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. what are ya talking about?

[KinkyDem]

24. I have no idea

But then what's new about that!

[Westegg]

27. That's $4 you owe him---plus the vig...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. vig?

[Westegg]

32. urban slang: interest paid on a loan, typically to loan sharks...

or other unsavory lenders...

[Buns_of_Fire]

33. By and large, it's a userous rate of interest, charged by a loan shark...

Like if I loan you $4 today, tomorrow you pay me $8 -- plus interest. If I have to wait another day, it'll be $16 -- plus interest. If I have to wait any longer than that, a few of my associates will be paying you a visit (just to make sure you haven't forgotten). Capisca? (I know, I know, I've spent too much time around gamblers...)

[pagerbear]

28. My mother used to say....

...two wrongs don't make a right.

Besides, who knows whether there might be video surveillance in your boss's office?!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. your mother is right

i know two wrongs dont make a right..but it settles a petty issue

[KinkyDem]

34. two wrongs don't make a right

but three lefts do!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. tee hee hee

[pagerbear]

37. Does it?

[KinkyDem]

38. Do I REALLY have to explain this?

Think right turn ... now think three left turns ...

Do you get it yet?

[Bonhomme Richard]

36. Don't want to be preachy but...............

stealing is stealing.

[TX-RAT]

39. Watch out Oz

Tag in.
I'm to old and to tired.

[KinkyDem]

40. Yes stealing is wrong

LP will be punished.

She's been a very naughty girl and it will not be tollerated.

Punishment will begin within an hour of her arrival at my home. <WEG>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. not if i tied your hands down

i am good with rope...my grammar is fabulous as well


too tired...too old not to tired to old

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. love

i never said i wasnt stealing or that stealing isnt wrong..all i said was it made me FEEL better cos it was petty revenge...thats all!