You know you're really married when...

[Padraig18]

Poll question: You know you're really married when...

Vote for one, or provide your own. :)

[iamjoy]

1. All of the above

[Roon]

2. He/She can bitch at you..

while they are naked.

[Padraig18]

3. I've done that!

:P

[Snail Darter]

4. I've Done That, Too

Yeah, it's kindof strange when you stop bitching long enough to look down and recall that you don't have anything on. B-)

[Padraig18]

5. True physical modesty has nothing to do with clothing

;)

[Nikia]

6. I don't know if I really should say

I don't want to be obsence or turn this into a sex thread or gross anyone out. If you've ever read young women's magazines about horrifying embarassing things that happened to them in front of their boyfriends, these sorts of things can happen to you, but they won't negatively impact your relationship if you are really married.

[Rowdyboy]

7. Only one possible answer...

all of the above...

In the (slightly altered) words of Bill Withers...

"Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
It's not warm when he's away
Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
And he's always gone too long
Anytime he goes away

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
Only darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
And this house just ain't a home
Any time he goes away..."

Excuse my variation on the actual lyrics. That hauntingly beautiful song expresses my sentiments perfectly...

[afraid_of_the_dark]

8. When you avoid including certain foods in recipes...

that make your spouse flatulent, because you don't want to sleep next to <that> all night. :shrug:

[NightTrain]

9. I've never been married, but I gotta say...

...you make it sound pretty nice! :loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. You let him spit his nicotine gum into your hand when you give

him medicine. This happened to me today. :hi:

Let's all hope MrG can quit this time!!!