I am the most powerful man on the planet.

[President_G_W_Bush]

Discuss.

[Mr. Socko]

1. Kiss my ass.

:D

[President_G_W_Bush]

3. I respectfully decline.

Now, if SarahBelle had asked me...

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

20. Okay, George

This is a bit freaky. :scared:

[DS1]

2. Can't we arm wrestle over it?

[President_G_W_Bush]

4. Yes. I'll send my proxy over.

[Exultant Democracy]

5. Hey I have something for you

it's a new kind of drug called crack, and it's easy to make. You use cocaine, baking soda, and I think I tastes some eggs and cinnamon.

[President_G_W_Bush]

9. Drugs Are Bad!

So don't do drugs, or else you're bad.

Mmm'kay?

[scottxyz]

6. Only when you wear a flightsuit and stuff a parachute in your crotch

n/t

[President_G_W_Bush]

11. I didn't stuff anything

It was Karl, all Karl.

[DemoTex]

7. Pride Goeth Before the Fall

Verb Sap!

[President_G_W_Bush]

12. Fall goeth before the winter.

[name not needed]

8. go fuck yourself with a curling iron georgie

[President_G_W_Bush]

13. Do I have to plug it in, first?

[name not needed]

28. yes

[President_G_W_Bush]

32. That sounds like it might hurt.

But at least it's not a cigar.

[MidwestMomma]

10. When will you change the name to Planet Bush?

It must be annoying to have everyone refer to it as Earth. Especially when you have such a problem with dirt.

Did you mommy pick out your tie?

[President_G_W_Bush]

14. Actually, that is my nickname for Pickles, sometimes.

And Pickles picked out my tie.

[HydroAddict]

15. George, Your Momma is so ugly...

Geico gave me the anti-theft discount for putting her picture in my car window.

[President_G_W_Bush]

17. *shrug*

Yeah, Babs is a bit fugly.

But we're all still richer than god, so whatchya gonna do?

[Exultant Democracy]

26. But her namesake is very very hot,

I once saw her in nothing but an over-sized basketball jersey, I had to focus to keep jaw from hanging open.

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I am having difficulty putting food on my family.

Could you please give me some advice to help me make the pie higher?

[President_G_W_Bush]

18. Tell them to sit still.

and use cool whip. That never fails to make the pie higher.

[Deb]

19. Who is the most powerful woman on the planet?

[SarahB]

24. I think it's me

Perhaps if I take pity on the man and succumb to his evil desires for me, I can save the world. Still though :scared:

[President_G_W_Bush]

34. I like your plan.

It's worth a shot. :7

[SarahB]

45. I think you're just a big tease

Who's messing with my head now. :crazy:

[President_G_W_Bush]

33. Oh, definitely my mommy.

She gives me "the look", and I just break down in tears.

But then again, I do have rather persistent nightmares about Hillary Clinton.

[LastKnight]

21. im a bit nervous... with you being one cheney heart attack away...

...from the presidency, what would we do without uncle dick pullin the your puppet strings and giving us all those no bid contracts thats making the government hemorage money?

dance like a marinet, george, dance. you evil puppet.

-LK

[President_G_W_Bush]

36. It's MARIONETTE, you goober.

I didn't spend all my youth watching Howdy Doody for nothing!

(Notice how neatly I skirted your other questions? I learned that trick from Karl!)

[camero]

22. What a goober

Ah well, you'll be taken care of soon enough.

[President_G_W_Bush]

37. Oh, I am already well taken care of.

I actually don't really care much if you beat me.

I did what I set out to accomplish: the biggest smash-and-grab in world history. A second term would just be icing on the cake.

And don't think my friends aren't going to award me very lucrative 'consulting contracts' once my presidency is over.

[SOteric]

23. You are definitely the most powerful

Goober on the planet.

[President_G_W_Bush]

38. A goober who can have John Gitmo your butt.

Even a butt as cute as yours, SOteric!

[SOteric]

46. Ah. I forgot for a moment. You're a Republican, so-

that would be about the only thing that would occur to you to do with a butt as cute as mine.

[TXlib]

49. I can think of something else

to do with a butt as cute as yours...



I hope that didn't make me "Creepy Tad" again...

[Cleita]

25. I can't believe this dangerous person ever got the keys

handed to him. I want to know why the majority of us didn't have a say in the matter.

[President_G_W_Bush]

39. heh heh

Well, if only they didn't always hand me the keys in the 70s, my daddy wouldn't have had to disappear that police report.

[Mr. Socko]

27. What are you gonna do when you lose the election this year...

to John Kerry? Are you gonna do us all a favor and fall off the face of this earth?

[President_G_W_Bush]

40. Blaze up a spliff, kick my feet back, and roll in all that money

that I lifted from the treasury department.

[boobooday]

29. George! I made you a new backdrop!

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[President_G_W_Bush]

41. Well, you know...

less for you means more for me and my friends.

[neebob]

30. Nuh-uh

Sting is way more powerful than you. And he's better looking and more talented and a lot smarter and probably not a criminal, either. And I don't even like him.

You know who else is more powerful than you? Just about anyone who's on TV every day. Most of them just haven't figured out how to use their powers yet.

[President_G_W_Bush]

42. Yuh-huh!

Can any of them order a nuclear strike on any country on a whim?

I didn't think so.

[ProudGerman]

48. Can you really?

The way I see it, the people who are supposed to follow your orders have that ability. Rumsfeld and Cheney are far more powerful than you, and you know it. It's eating away at you inside, being an empty shell, amounting to nothing. You have no real accomplishments all your own, you are an empty suit. A figure head, something that merely occupies space.

All the money in the world can't negate that. Besides, I don't want your money. So flaunt that all you want.

[Jack Rabbit]

31. You're a twit is what you are

(Oh, I said it him!)

[President_G_W_Bush]

43. A twit with his finger on The Button

and his hand in your wallet. (If you make under $120,000 a year...)

[rucky]

35. More powerful than Oprah?

[President_G_W_Bush]

44. Puh-lease!

[citizen snips]

47. Fuck Bush.

A ham sandwhich would be a better for this country than you.

[TXlib]

50. mmm

Ham sandwich... drool

[SOteric]

53. You are what you eat, you know.

[TXlib]

54. I surely don't know what you mean.

:shrug: O8)

[foreigncorrespondent]

51. Only in your dreams.

In reality, you are hated all over the world. Now wipe that smirk off your face before I slap it off. :evilgrin:

[EV1Ltimm]

52. you are, unfortunately.

but i heard you don't live up to your reputation in the sack.

but who does, really?