I'm a member of The 700 Club! I'd like to scream something!

[AlFrankenFan]

BILLY GRAHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:


You see, Billy Graham has been haunting me for sometime. :D

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. Praise Jeebus!!!!!!!!!

O8)

[LastKnight]

2. And the angel of the lord came unto me

snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus!


intro to 'Disgustipated' by tool

-LK

[AlFrankenFan]

3. Awesome!

n/t :D

[LastKnight]

4. i love songs with social commentary pertaining to religion...

especially ones that critisize it, religion can get pretty messed up sometimes.

so i say, LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES! save our brothers, can i get an amen?

-LK

[AlFrankenFan]

6. AMEN n/t

:P

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

5. ew.....

ALRIGHT!!!! IM GONNA CRACK!!! GOD DAMN IT DONT TOUCH ME!!!! NOW LETS GO MAKE FUN OF MR. EWELL BECAUSE HE RAN THE MARATHON SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BILLY GRAHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

we really do have screwed up minds samantha....

[AlFrankenFan]

7. Yes we do...

Don't forget:

ASHCROFT IS IN THE HOSPITAL

WITH CHENEY ON TOP!!!!!!!!!

:P :P :P :P

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

9. HOW COULD I FORGET

ROVE AND BUSH SLEEP IN THE SAME BED BECAUSE LAURAS AN UGLY BITCH!!!

[Catshrink]

13. Over in LBN: AssKKKroft was released.

the Gall-meister himself.

[AlFrankenFan]

14. I saw that oy vey

It's kinda funny, my grandmother just went through the same procedure cept she didn't stay in the hospital as long :P

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

15. Well, duh....

thats because cheneys on top, like you said :P

[AlFrankenFan]

16. What the fudge?

lol :P

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. Awwwwwwwwwww - you deserve a medal for getting this far !

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:evilgrin:

take that!

:silly:

[AlFrankenFan]

10. LOL Thanks!

PRAISE JEEBUS! :P

[ProudGerman]

11. You are a strange girl, Al

Don't change. Now get your bibble, we's got some thumping to do.


Congrats.

[AlFrankenFan]

12. lol Thank you, I won't

:D

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Abandon hope, all ye who enter!

Illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College Great barrington, Massachusetts