hmm . . . don't think this article would ever have appeared . . .

[OneBlueSky]

in MY student newspaper . . . but there, in the LSU Reville, is an article BY a woman FOR women lamenting the deline of a particular pasttime as a problem FOR women . . . not being a woman (and being gay to boot), all I can say is "O-k-a-a-a-a-y" :shrug:

On Top
by Jessica Pivik
March 04, 2004

http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/03/04/4046ea886b76a

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, hand jobs are a close second.

So, I was having lunch with my girlfriends and we were discussing important worldly issues.

But, right in between John Kerry and gay marriage, we were disturbed by an issue that is sweeping LSU's campus -- the decline of the hand job.

This is a serious issue that college women have on their hands -- or that's the problem, they don't have anything on their hands.

oh, yes, there's more . . . \

http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/03/04/4046ea886b76a

[Gore1FL]

1. Jeez

I guess I know where to plan my next vacation....

[Florida_Geek]

2. I like

"Most guys have seen the big apple and don't ever want to go home. "


You must post next weeks "The extinction of the hand job seems to be inevitable. So, unfortunately, I bid goodbye to that high school staple, the hand job, and look forward to next week's article: on top or bottom?"

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. ROTFLMFAO !! - "It's like the Mets, or Canada." - - still . LOL

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"It's sad and we have to stop pretending that it doesn't exist. It's like the Mets, or Canada."

Can't stop laughing,

and this

"Another reason why guys don't get off from hand jobs is most girls don't know how to give them properly.

A discouraged freshman told me, "They tug on it like a stuck zipper instead of treating it like sensitive machinery."

too true - - TOO TRUE !!

BYE

I gotta go before I get my foot firmly in my mouth here !

(lol)

[Mr. Socko]

5. lmmfao!

I can sympathize witht the guy...honestly.

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. This article deserves a Sunday Afternoon boot . .

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sooo . .


READ ME!


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