What's Thanksgiving like at the Cheney family dinner?

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: What's Thanksgiving like at the Cheney family dinner?

(Not present at time of photo)

With daughter Mary being a lesbian, maybe she wants to bring her significant other to the Thanksgiving feast. Maybe Dick and Lynne say "no". Maybe Mary tries to bring a date and is wrestled down by Secret Service. Who knows...

[JohnLocke]

1. Funny, but this is Lounge material (nt).

[billybob537]

2. OTHER

MARY REFUSES TO COME TO DINNER BECOUSE OF DICK'S PUBLIC STATEMENTS... DICK AND WIFE SING "GOD BLESS HALIBURTON"

[gristy]

4. Welcome to DU, Billybob!

Ouch! Is your caps key broken?

[MikeG]

3. It could be worse. My sisters would always be bringing some

goofy-ass loser home with them. At least with lesbians, there is a better chance that the significant other would be civilized.

[caledesi]

5. Mary and her partner have to sit at the "little table" nt

[Kathleen04]

6. Thanksgiving at the Cheney's:

There are 2 turkeys.

[Gung_Fu]

7. Cheney would lock them in the closet.

[Gore1FL]

8. I don't know about Turkey Day

but at christmas, they hook the lights up to Dick's chest and Mary describes her sex life while they all enjoy the spectacular display of brightly blinking decorations.

[TN al]

9. Text of Mary and Lynn's arguement

Mary: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Lynn: No, you're not.

Mary: Yes I am.

Lynn: No, you're not.

ad infinitum.

[SoCalDem]

10. Probably something like this

For the family






for mary

[underpants]

11. Doesn't Lynn do research for her books with Mary?

Something like that.

[underpants]

12. Lots of legs and breasts and make sure you have a napkin handy

:bounce:

[bleedingheart]

13. As much as I can't stand Dick Cheney I think that he loves his daughter

and I bet they have a relatively normal thanksgiving and I bet her significant other comes along as well.