Please allow me to introduce... Myself

[MrScorpio]

I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ’round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s me name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[northofdenali]

1. One of my favorites, MrS, along with

Monster (Suicide) America by Steppenwolf and Untitled Protest by Country Joe and the Fish.......

What made you think of Sypathy for the Devil today? Isn't today your 21st AF Anniversary?

[MrScorpio]

2. That song got stuck in my head

And guess who I thought about first?

[northofdenali]

3. Perfect reference..........................

Like the pic, too.

[MrScorpio]

4. The very first time I heard SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

I didn't attach any political meaning to it. But I did like the song. Early Stones ROCK. But if there was ever a person that this song represents, it's own boy Shrubya.

[MrScorpio]

5. For a guy who never attened UT, he loves his horns

Maybe Richard Ramirez knows why

[Interrobang]

6. Aw, geez...

Adversaries sure get a bad rap around here! (FYI, on MrS's graphic, reading counter-clockwise -- widdershins to you! -- so it makes sense, it says "LaZatan," "the adversary" in Hebrew. That's a terrible slander on Hebrew...!) :)

[MrScorpio]

7. Another Bush campaign fundraiser

Bush/Cheney2004
Evil is as Evil Does

[President_G_W_Bush]

12. Hey!

How did you know what Unka Dick looks like without his mask on?

[MrScorpio]

8. Got Evil?

Bu$h/Cheney 2004
Evil is as Evil Does

[MrScorpio]

9. Bush = 666

George W. Bush = 666 in code. Here's scientific proof. Take each letter of the alphabet and assign it a number, starting with A=1. Add up the letters of Dubya's name, which totals 130. Now multiply 130 x 5.123076923076923, which is the average height of the weeds growing at Stonehenge measured in Hellenistic cubits. The mark of the Beast!

[LuLu550]

10. you forgot the

"OOOO OOO"s in there...
Does anyone have the album with the 3-D picture on it?

[President_G_W_Bush]

11. Dick likes that song.

He hums it all the time.