It's 8:18pm in Highland Park, MI, Ask MrScorpio really deep questions

[MrScorpio]

SEC Swat Squad. Where were these guys during ENRON?

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. i'll tell you where, Hank

but in return, i want that nifty flame thrower

[MrScorpio]

2. Wait till I'm done wiping out James Bonn's pals

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. you allready did

i read it in the paper, you took over allready

[MrScorpio]

4. Those guys are like roaches...

You incinerate 20 you know you've got 200 more

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. i'll trade ya

for a pair of Mark XIX desert eagles and 1,000 rounds of .50 cal ammo for it

[MrScorpio]

11. Through in a SAW and it's a deal

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. chain saw

or saw hammer *a LARGE sword like saw*

[MrScorpio]

21. Six foot wide Circular

Great for slicing secret agents in half

[7th_Sephiroth]

22. your allready getting

the 2 guns ($3,000 value) and 1,000 rounds of .50 cal ammo

[MrScorpio]

23. It makes great theatre

As Billy said in Beverly Hill Cop II

"You can never never too much firepower"

Words to live by

[SarahB]

5. Why do fools fall in love?

[MrScorpio]

8. To maintain a steady supply of fools. of course

Why do you think there's a sucker born every minute?

How else are the Repugs going to maintain their "Base"?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Ordered to stand down, just like the MANG was on 9/11

not hard to do.... one phone call from a OEB office can do it.

[Droopy]

7. What's the meaning of life?

[MrScorpio]

10. A prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives...

Almost like life during the Bush Administration

[Bunny]

13. Chicken or egg?

Once and for all!

[MrScorpio]

16. Neither

The Chicken Fajita Omlette @ IHOP

Have it with Buttermilk Pancakes. It's the bomb.

[freeforall]

14. Now this is...

a really typical Scorpio request, LOL

"Ask MrScorpio really deep questions"

What do you think is the point of our existence? Do you believe we keep returning and evolving, or at death, is that it?


(from another Scorpio!)

[MrScorpio]

17. Hakuna Matata

or another way:

Soylent Green is people.

As always, you are what you eat.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

15. What did you do to deserve this?

How do you think China figures into the grand scheme of things?

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Which has the greater influence, nature or nurture?

I didn't look at the thread about immortality so I don't know who answered what there, but would you want to be immortal, and if so, what you would do with your time?

Why do good things happen to bad people?

That oughta keep ya busy :P

[MrScorpio]

19. What we did

"How do you think China figures into the grand scheme of things?"

The only proper place setting should be "Fine". Leave the mayo jars in the cabinet

"When you look in the mirror, what do you see?"

The personification of my tremendous ego

"Which has the greater influence, nature or nurture?"

Natural nurturing

"I didn't look at the thread about immortality so I don't know who answered what there, but would you want to be immortal,"

Sure, I'll go with that

"and if so, what you would do with your time?"

Breathe

"Why do good things happen to bad people?"

It gives us a great reason to hate their guts and to plot their eventual downfall.

[SOteric]

18. How many

licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[MrScorpio]

20. one, two, three... CRUNCH!!!

Three

Same as always!!