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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:35 PM
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What is it with... Demons?
I layed the candles in a perfect pentagram and at the center, a virgin for the sacrifice.

That chant, a plea to see that my enemies suffer from agonizing boils and leperosy, is one that I've been practicing for weeks... I know I got right the first time.

The dagger was razor sharp and I got the right incense straight from the Hellzapoppin catalogue.

I got it all right!!

But the Demon, Ylllorgueth, Third Supplicant to the Grand Daemon of the Fifth Circle was a big fat no show.

Does anything make these guys happy?

Demons, I never will figure them out.
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:36 PM
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1. Try pie
Demons love good pie
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 11:01 PM
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9. mmmmm...pie...
looks like me and the demons are going to fight!

:evilgrin:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:37 PM
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2. OHhhhh! Sorry!
Ylllorgueth was obeying an incantation at MY place tonight!
Actually, I did put up a post about it in the DU General Demonology Discussion board. Did you miss it?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:39 PM
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4. Sorry, i was busy tying down the virgin
They can get quite slippery after they're annointed with Black Rose Oil
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:37 PM
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3. Where the hell did you find a virgin?????/ n/t
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:40 PM
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5. Republican National Convention
Of course the question now is where in the hell he found a time machine.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:41 PM
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6. Would you like to know.
There are some secrets a Demonologist just must keep.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:42 PM
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7. If you stand in the middle of the pentagram, it's supposed
to protect you from demons, silly.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 10:45 PM
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8. Is that it?
Dammit. I must been reading the manual upside down.

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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 11:04 PM
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10. That's cause they came to my house
I'm still trying to get rid of them. :)
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