So, what did YOU get me for my birthday?

[Robb]

...And where is it? What's yer excuse?!? :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Nothing.

I don't kiss moderators' asses.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Or is that...

..."ass moderators?"

:P

[ret5hd]

3. a bag of rocks and some pointed sticks...

with a side order of broken glass.

on edit: i "re-gifted"

[Robb]

4. Pointed stick?!?

Pointed stick?!? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad! When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!!!

[ret5hd]

7. one of my favorites (nt)

[President_G_W_Bush]

5. How 'bout some peruvian blueflake?

I use it like sugar in my morning coffee.

[LynneSin]

6. A Dingbat Meter

Comes with its own Meter Maid

[President_G_W_Bush]

8. Is that anything like a bullshit meter?

[LynneSin]

9. Sorta, except your meter maid wears a Burqa

Don't want to stress out your brain!

[Parrcrow]

10. a big ol' bucket.....

for Dingbat guano

[LincolnMcGrath]

11. I'll get you over 6k baby!

Talk to me!!!!!!!!!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. Oh, yeah.

Happy birthday, ya dingbat.