The High Handedness of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Why would anyone want to be on the Left anyway? Only like 13% of the population is left handed and I can tell you from personal experience that the lefties didn't go into ROTC or engineering. Shit. They was all English majors or like in drama and art. Useless freaks, in other words. So if most people are right handed, how come like everyone's not a Republican? Cause the lefties have got them fooled. They want more people to write with their left hand and start thinking stupid before they vote and stuff. It's the same with gay people. Why . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . . ."

(Handedness, in the genetic code, was probably a feature of the upper-Palaeolithic period. W. is, notably, still proud.)

[underpants]

1. George Washington:THIS is the best you could do?

:bounce:

[frylock]

2. what did the five fingers say to the face?

*SLAP*.. I'm G. Washington, beeotch!

[U of M Dem 07]

5. LOL!

[BurtWorm]

3. Washington is saying: "Why I oughta...."

[KansDem]

4. Quick, George, smack him up 'gainst the side of his head...!!

Now, George...!
C'mon!
Do it, NOW!
George!
George?
Aw, he's just a picture!

[Westegg]

6. The Tale of Two Georges: A Tragi-Comedy In One Act

[wysimdnwyg]

7. W: No, come stand over here...

NOW do I look more like Washington?


Photog: No, you moron. Standing like him does NOT make you LOOK like him.

[cosmicdot]

8. W: ya'll criticize all of my photo ops ... what about George Washington?

can you imagine how long he had to stand to have that picture done? don't hear anyone complaining about that ...