What should we do with Bin Laden if we catch him?

[TXlib]

Poll question: What should we do with Bin Laden if we catch him?

[VelmaD]

1. I vote highly public trial...

where he can tell us all exactly what the Bush* administration knew and when. And where he can talk about all the funding he got from the US back in the day.

[bearfan454]

2. You've got it

Too bad they will find him dead so he can't talk. Dead men tell no tales.

[GOPisEvil]

3. I think he's already dead.

The Al Qaeda guys are carrying him around "Weekend At Bernie's" style.

[TXlib]

5. He must be getting pretty ripe now.

[Westegg]

22. Make him watch "Weekend At Bernie's" 24/7...

...For two years, and then switch to "Weekend At Bernie's II" and make him watch THAT 24/7, until he's on his death-bed. Then, as he's nearing the end, hire Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman, no matter what the cost (but frankly, they both work pretty cheap these days) to go into his cell and keep slapping him into consciousness as he fades in and out of a death-coma, and they keep slapping his cheeks and yelling, "Bernie, wake up! You're not dead! Bernie! Wakey-wakey! Bernie! Hello! Bernie! Bernie! BERRNNNIIEEE!!!!!"

[grannylib]

4. Other: Along with Saddam, put him on public trial, so that they can both

spill the beans about this misadministration having been in bed with them, financially and cooperatively, for decades. Let them tell the world about the WMDs we GAVE Saddam (hmm, is that why we were so sure we'd find 'em?) and about the Bin Laden family money that has enriched the BFEE, and how the Bushies spirited rich Saudi families out of the country right after 9/11 when all travel was shut down, supposedly...
Yeah, right. Where is Saddam, anyhow? We still have him?? Or is he going to die of 'natural causes' or 'trying to escape' before he can open his mouth in public? They can't afford to have either one of these scumbuckets put on public trial...they would be shown as equally slimy.

[RobertSeattle]

6. What will be amusing is if the FRENCH catch him

There are several thousand French troops in Afghanistan, can you imagine the exploding Freeper heads if a French platoon catches Bin Laden?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. "France is our ally. France has always been our ally." (Haiti)

"And Spain has always surrendered, eaten cheese and smelled bad. It was always that way."

[peekaloo]

7. Contestant in Trump's "The Apprentice".

capitalism punishment, as it were. :P

[Wickerman]

8. Make him talk

taking off my :tinfoilhat: he would have valuable information. And heck, maybe there are one or two little, itty-bitty things that Bush* might want to keep hidden.

Make him talk.

[ConcernedCanuk]

9. Put him in charge of Military Intelligence ! - he's gotta be smarter

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Than the gang that is looking for him !!

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[Fight_n_back]

10. Give him a show on the WB.

People go there and are never heard from again.

[Wickerman]

14. Or, he might make a good forward

for the Chicago Bulls. Never to be heard of again.
Eastern W L PCT GB Conf Div Home Road L 10 Streak
Chicago 18 48 0.273 31.0 15-24 9-11 12-22 6-26 2-8 Lost 6

[Bridget Burke]

12. Another vote for putting him on trial.

With TV coverage.

[Burma Jones]

13. Inject Him with Pig Blood and then bury him with pigs and dogs

There will be no paradise for someone so thoroughly polluted.

[TahitiNut]

15. Have him host a "Survivor" season, of course.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

16. Make him work at Wal-Mart....

"Osama to your register!" "Osama, clean up in pets!"

[DS1]

17. Send him over Niagra in a Porta-Potty

Even the Freepers could get behind that.

[LiviaOlivia]

18. Put him on trial

but there must be a perp-walk thru NYC.

on edit: it would be interesting to see what would happen if he was
returned to Saudi Arabia for House of Saud justice.

[damnraddem]

19. Send him to the Hague to be tried for war crimes. Upon conviction ...

make him share a cell with Rumsfeld and Dubya.

[KansDem]

20. Check his wallet...

...to see if Bush's phone number is in it.

[Shananigans]

21. Stick him in a room with mama Bush and

her latest lingere purchases ;)

[MAlibdem]

23. warning, geek alert

uh, in Star Wars some Twileks put prisoners in bacta and shocked them until just before death, then let them health, then shock them again ad infinitum

I think something like that would be fun.

Or a punch in the face every hour, on the hour from volunteers

[name not needed]

24. torture by thousands of papercuts

[gyopsy]

25. Castration...

if he actually had balls in the first place which he doesn't. He's a complete coward. I'm usually not one for brutal capital punishment but he was downright cold in the murder of all those Americans and deserves a very bad fate.