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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:44 PM
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Oscar Mayer memorial to be held at Staples Center...Los Angeles mayor warns of mustard shortage
Oscar Mayer memorial to be held at Staples Center

First Posted: 07- 8-09 01:17 PM | Updated: 07- 8-09 02:45 PM

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Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa warned city residents today that the upcoming Oscar Mayer memorial, to be held at Staples Center on July 15th, could trigger a critical mustard shortage in the greater L.A. area.

"I have been assured that the French's factory has been working in 'round-the-clock shifts to prevent this scenario," stated Villaraigosa in a press conference earlier this morning. "The important thing is that we want friends and fans of the man to gather and share their memories of their first wiener."

A full turnout is expected. A random lottery drawing held at regional Der Wienerschnitzel restaurants will determine the ticket winners.

Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 03:46 PM
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1. RIP
however, there can only be one possible coffin design...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 04:07 PM
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2. They aren't going to bury the fucker in a weiner casket, are they?
That would suck.
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Mudoria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 05:17 PM
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3. The sad part is I liked the Oscar Mayer lingo better than MJ song catalogue.
I hope they throw Mr. Mayer a helluva bash!
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 05:23 PM
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4. + 1
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Sultana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:37 PM
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6. Can Oscar sing & dance?
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 06:38 PM by Sultana



I think NOT!




:D
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 05:26 PM
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5. Want to make MJ-Pedo-Weener joke so BAD. n/t
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 05:27 PM by Mojambo
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:39 PM
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7. French's? FRENCH'S? Grey Poupon, baby!
Oh yeah.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 06:41 PM
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8. who are the ticket weiners?
:woohoo: :rofl: :hi:
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