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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:04 PM
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I have a horrifying secret & you may not still love me when I tell you.
It's Fabio's birthday today. :silly: He's 44.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:06 PM
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1. What is the deal with Fabio?
Why is he famous?

Do any women REALLY find him attractive?
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:11 PM
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3. Well, this is one
very red-blooded hetero gal who has never found him attractive or interesting at all and who's never understood the fuss and swoonfests he seems to inspire!
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:07 PM
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2. See? There IS no God!
Only 3 years younger than me and he still has all that HAIR!

Jerk!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:12 PM
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5. Hey, baldness
is SEXY to a lot of women!
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:14 PM
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7. Not to MINE it ain't.
It's getting hard to style it in a fashion that doesn't look ludicrous without looking like THIS guy...
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:18 PM
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10. Well at least
you haven't been hit in the face by a goose.
Which, incidentally, was the last time I heard of him....
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:21 PM
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12. ROFLMAO!
OMG, that it too much!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:06 PM
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22. Sexy to some men as well!
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:53 PM
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23. Well Lisa, I sure hope you're one of those women!
My hairline began receding when I was 20. It now looks like a reverse mohawk with a weight problem! :eyes:
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:14 PM
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8. So does
RuPaul.
Blonds rule!!
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:52 PM
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16. I just point out, in my best pseudo-pscientific voice,
"There are two uses for testosterone -- I can't help it if some men waste it on growing hair."
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Mrs. Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:34 PM
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17. God Created Very Few Perfect Heads
the others He covered with hair!
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:12 PM
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4. That's OK.
It hasn't changed my feelings one iota.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:13 PM
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6. Well, you're no "Average Joe", then.
;-)
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:15 PM
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9. 44?
Is that his age or IQ?

(I saw interviews with him, dumb as a sack of rocks.)

BTW, I'm 4 months older than he is, and I'm a helluva lor smarer than him, but a helluva lot uglier too! :-)
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Paul1574 Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:20 PM
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11. i share a birthday with him?????
beware the ides of march indeed.....

i am 30 today btw
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:35 PM
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15. Happy 30th to you!
eom
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:27 PM
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13. Don't find him attractive at all
He might be OK window dressing if he never opened his mouth, but OMG is he dumb! Totally turn off to me.

I find intelligence sexy before anything else.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:33 PM
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14. Separated at birth?
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indigo32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:39 PM
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18. OMG
those two belong together.
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:56 PM
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24. ROFLMAO!!!!!!
:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 03:37 PM
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19. Not my type
Vacuous pretty boys are hardly what a real women is looking for. :thumbsdown:
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Adams Wulff Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:02 PM
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20. WHAT?!?
But it's MY Birthday too!

I'm not sure I want to share.
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indigo32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:04 PM
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21. Happy Birthday!
:hi:
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