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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:45 PM Original message |
Woman sues hotel; says daughter got pregnant by using the swimming pool. |
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Aqaba (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. Magdalena... so fitting |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
2. Unless that pool looked like a hot bowl of chowder when she jumped in... |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:50 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. BARF !!! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
32. New England or Manhattan style? |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. That's also... |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. ... |
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
6. yea did she fall asleep while swimming? |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
30. haha |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
7. I think the daughter needs to correspond with the girl with 56 stars tatooed on her face |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-09-09 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. That is so stupid as to be unbelievable! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:20 PM Response to Reply #8 |
27. Well, if he used soap they could have cleaned in the pool afterward... |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:26 AM Response to Original message |
9. In other news wannabe single moms book trips to Egypt. nt |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
10. Magdalena... |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
11. a sperm with that kind of stamina and staying power must be packing some good geenes... |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 03:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. I've heard of rednecks getting pregnant by sharing bathwater with their brothers |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 06:09 AM Response to Original message |
13. LOL |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
14. Priceless! I sent that to the Consumer Affairs dept where I used to work. |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
15. In related news, woman sues John Deere for getting gonorrhea from a tractor. |
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WilmywoodNCparalegal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:52 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. Seinfeld, of course n/t |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
16. that's her story and she's sticking to it... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
17. So I guess there are things worse than peeing in the pool |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
18. It started with a simple breast stroke and looked what happened! |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. . |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
19. Sign outside of pool: We don't swim in your girlfriend so please don't... |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:47 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. *head thunking on desk* |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
20. This is why you should always douche with Coca-Cola after swimming. n/t |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 07:05 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. I thought that it was Fresca. nt |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 09:54 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Or TAB. But that dates me. nt |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 11:33 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. I was thinking of an old Lounge joke about this... |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
21. That is insane! |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. This reminds me of an episode of House |
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dugaresa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:09 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. my favorite episode moment was the girl using real jelly for contraception |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
26. So, were the sperm lying back on some innertubes and surfing the waves made by those treading? |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
28. Science fail nt |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
29. Man, I wish my mom would have been that stupid when I was a kid |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-11-09 01:32 AM Response to Reply #29 |
39. DUzy!!! |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
33. One thing for sure - a Pole is to blame. |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 06:32 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Oh man. |
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Cali_Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-11-09 02:14 AM Response to Reply #33 |
40. DUzy!!! |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-10-09 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
34. She must be related to the girl who "fell asleep" while getting the face tattoos. |
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