I just vandalized the toilet paper dispenser in the ladies room

[lapislzi]

I couldn't stand it anymore. It's been broken for weeks and I have had it up to here with extracting 1 square at a time using my fingernail.

I have stuck a blow for frustrated women anywhere.

Ask me anything.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. So how many squares did you use?

I'm sorry, that question is in such bad taste you needn't answer!

[Fleshdancer]

2. very annoying, isn't it?

how did you vandalize it? I wouldn't mind doing the same thing when I can only get one square or less at a time but those things are pretty tough.

[lapislzi]

4. In a rush of superhuman strength

I yanked the top piece off. The plastic bolt gave way. It's amazing what pure aggravation will do to a person.

I have never done anything like that before...really.

Should I call building maintenance and fess up?

[Fleshdancer]

11. no fessing neccessary!

You did what had to be done. Yank the top piece off, eh? I'll have to try that one.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

3. Any toilet paper dispenser that gives only 1 square at at time

should be immediately destroyed, and any business that decides the best way to hold down costs is to make going to the bathroom a challenge for its customers or employees, should be boycotted.

[The Sushi Bandit]

5. I thought you were a dude!

I love to Vandalize TP in ladies rooms!

[GOPisEvil]

6. I don't blame you.

So, did you beat it to death? :D

[fudge stripe cookays]

7. So, "can you spare a square?" n/t

[plcdude]

8. I guess

you are really on a roll now.

[lapislzi]

9. these jokes are paper-thin

don't try to ply me with puns, either

B-)

[geniph]

10. We have those kind of dispensers in our ladies' room too

All that single square of paper does is get my fingers wet! Yucky! It's enough to (pardon the bad pun) piss a person off!