How many freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Homer12]

Answers will be taken now.

[colonel odis]

1. freepers don't screw in light bulbs

in fact, i didn't think they screwed anywhere.

[BlueEyedSon]

3. Not true, where do you think baby freepers come from?

Under a cabbage leaf?

[commander bunnypants]

2. None

They still live in The Dark Ages. They use candles cause elecrticity is made by withches/Du'ers

DDQM

[TXlib]

17. Don't go equating the Amish to Freepers. Amish are decent folk.

[TlalocW]

4. It never gets screwed in...

They just sit around talking about how the old one burning out is the fault of Clinton's penis.

TlalocW

[kmla]

5. Zero....

They would rather remain in the darkness.

Then blame Bill Clinton for the lack of light...

[Gman]

6. Freepers don't screw in light bulbs

Light bulbs cause light. Light leads to truth. Freepers can't handle the truth.

[Fargin Ice Hole]

7. They pay Hallaburton a shit load of cash to do it. n/t

[Leilani]

8. They believe electricity

is a Hillary Clinton plot to take over the world!

[RobertSeattle]

9. 5

1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up
1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.

[PVnRT]

10. Light bulb?

n/t

[Onlooker]

11. 2

Two, provided the lightbulb is big enough for them to both fit in :)

[meegbear]

12. 56

3 to blame the Democrats for having it burn out
1 to blame the previous administration
1 to start a website ridiculing it going out
7 to start threads on FR about how it was a union made lightbulb and that's why it went out
2 to write to LTTE about how this is what the country will be like if * isn't reelected
14 congressmen to demand a resolution censuring the lightbulb during the war on terror
9 columnists to write articles about the trustworthyness of these "bulbs of light"
6 television commentators to mock lightbulbs everywhere
1 person to replace the bulb
3 to go onto news shows and give * the full credit for the new bulb
4 to start an astro-turf campaign, praising * for returning the light to a grateful America
5 to demand a formal investigation to determine if the lightbulb going out was a dirty trick by the DNC to embarrass * during the election

[lpbk2713]

13. None

"It's the light bulb's fault that it burned out. Let it take care of its own problems. You're not getting my light bulb."

[Warren Stuart]

14. The only way they'll get my lightbulb

Is when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

"First the'll will come for your lightbulbs, then your guns".

[Homer12]

15. The answer is zero

Becuase Rush and Fox news has not told them how to do it.

[AntiCoup2K4]

16. Freepers' only source of light and heat

..is burning crosses.

[TXlib]

18. None. They'd rather curse the darkness.

[VOX]

19. None. You keep the lights out when you're kissin' your sister.

:evilgrin:

[radfringe]

20. none

that job has been outsourced

:evilgrin: