Confess. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?

[bif]

[slinkerwink]

1. drank underage and fled from a high school party when the cops came...

not to mention trepassing by going inside an old, abandoned house. Also flashing other people in cars. Hmmm.....so many illegalities I've committed...

[rumguy]

3. wasn't there a dildo smuggling incident?

you were stopped at the airport in Texas....

[Bertha Venation]

9. That's not called "smuggling." It's called "packing."

:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

52. lol, I wasn't wearing it....it was in my backpack

;-)

[Bertha Venation]

62. yeah, well....

Janis Ian used to do a column in The Advocate (she might still; I don't read it anymore). She wrote a hilarious one several years ago about a woman who got caught packing in the airport. She didn't think ahead when she chose her weapon. It was a metal one, at least, metallic enough to make the metal detectors go off. I vaguely remember something about her being escorted to a private room where she had to strip for a female security guard.... Thank god this was before the TSA.

[slinkerwink]

75. I bet that was a *nice* surprise for the female security guard....

;-)

[rumguy]

2. I shot a man in Reno

just to watch him die

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. I hope this is a pop culture reference. A song or something.

:scared:

[rumguy]

13. nope

[Viking12]

16. Johnny Cash

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. Whew, what a relief! (nt)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. stole $4 in quarters from my boss

[Bonhomme Richard]

72. LOL

[Bonhomme Richard]

73. Stole a car when I .................

was a kid although I'm not sure if that was the worst thing I have done.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

90. and you called me a thief

hmmmmmmmmm ...i am grumpy now

[meegbear]

5. I sold WMD to Iraq

I was young and needed the money.

[Bertha Venation]

6. Drove on a suspended license.

:eyes:

[indigo32]

27. Yipes

I must confess I did that too.

[hyphenate]

28. Me too!

:)

[bobthedrummer]

59. I drove without a license for 3 years in the 1960's.

I was thinking such a thing would be impossible today, I also drove a friend to the Glenview Naval Air Station from SW Milwaukee in less than an hour {1969 428 Ford Gran Torino/GT}. Hit 150 m.p.h. during the drive. Hunter S. Thompson has nothing on me.

I'm glad no one was hurt, it was insane, I was young and dumb-and very lucky.

[ConcernedCanuk]

91. Hmm I drove when my license was SUSPENDED for a whole year

.
.
.
was the most tense driving I ever did.

and MAN, was I a good driver, 2 cliks under the speed limit, ALWAYS signal my turns, full stops for at least a second or too, and so darn COURTEOUS to other drivers it hurt!

and my Truck? - well, I did the "walk-around" check all the lights thing, touched up any tiny rust spots, made sure my tires were good and inflated properly, definitely NO exhaust leaks - -

OH

if'n I'da got caught ?

would have lost my license for another 3 years, and up to a year in jail -

That's probably not the WORST thing I ever did, but it was a whole year of bein' ILLEGAL!

. . . . .

[PVnRT]

7. Well, back in the 1970's

I covered up a cocaine possession thing for some dumbass rich frat boy in Texas named George.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Illegal drugs.

I inhaled, and I enjoyed it.

[elfwitch]

19. have you exhaled yet?

just wondering
:smoke:

[GOPisEvil]

26. 'ere!

:D

[elfwitch]

29. dude

Thanks! I was needing some today.

[arcane1]

61. lol

:smoke:

[Nikia]

25. Me too

Just pot though. I drove short distances a couple of times under the influence, but after a little time had passed and not very far.

[elfwitch]

31. add that one to my list

I've driven under the influence of various things more times than my pot addled mind can recall.

10. voted for a Democrat

oh right, that's not illegal yet

[TXlib]

12. Can't give too many details.

Let's just say it involved doing the right thing when the law wouldn't, to protect a female friend of mine who was being abused/terrorised by her BF.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Nosiree, never did anything illegal.

And if I did, I'd still say I never did. :tinfoilhat:

[pagerbear]

15. I shot the sheriff

...but I did not shoot the deputy.

[President_G_W_Bush]

17. I rigged an election, and stole the US presidency.

And then I used bogus intelligence to get us into an illegal war.

[elfwitch]

18. So many crimes so little time...

1. Pot smoking... check
2. Insurance fraud (claiming a few things that weren't actually stolen) ... check
3. Petty theft (comics, candy, toys) ... check
4. driving on VERY expired plates and inspection ...check
5. lying under oath ...check
6. underage sexual activity (I was under 16 he was quite a bit over 18) ... check
7. blackmail ...check

There are so many things I have done that I really have lost track. Luckily, none of the really bad ones can be traced to me. I still do #1 and #4.

[bhunt70]

21. you are my kind of gal.

[elfwitch]

23. for which one?

Just curious

[VelmaD]

20. Well, I do live in Texas...

so I have violated almost all of the State's indecency statute. :evilgrin: Except for the part about chickens anyway.

I also shoplifted condoms once on a dare. I admit it...I was young and stupid. Didn't get caught fortunately. Woulda been fun explaining THAT to my parents.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. velma d

do ya not know that stealing is stealing and is a misdemeanor....

:toast:

[VelmaD]

35. 3 little words I love to hear...

Statute of Limitations. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. i was just kidding

it was from my $4 stolen thread

[arcane1]

68. one hasn't lived, until...

one violates the TX indecency laws... they're the best ones! :)

[VelmaD]

69. My favorite thread I ever started...

was about the Texas indecency statute the day the Supreme Court overturned Texas' sodomy law. I met one of my very favorite people on DU that day.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=990&forum=DCForumID70&archive=yes

[commander bunnypants]

24. cant say

but involves lawyers, guns and money. A texas guvner and two pounds of cain.


Usual teenage stuff.

DDQM

[plcdude]

30. worked for

CIA and all of it was legally illegal.

[VelmaD]

37. Can you tell us about it...

or would you have to kill us? ;-)

[plcdude]

41. not yet

maybe someday.

[VelmaD]

66. Anything I can do...

to loosen your lips? ;-)

[Endangered Specie]

33. I tore off the "Dont remove under penalty of law" sticker

they gonna come after me now arent they?

lets see...

hmmm, drove without glasses, which my license required...

oh yeah, does p2p downloading count too?

[Endangered Specie]

34. I tore off the "Dont remove under penalty of law" sticker

they gonna come after me now arent they?

lets see...

hmmm, drove without glasses, which my license required...

oh yeah, does p2p downloading count too?

[Cuban_Liberal]

36. Come along quietly, people.

Fingerprints and pictures this way... :evilgrin:

[indigo32]

45. Whats the sentancing for resisting arrest

:silly:

[Cuban_Liberal]

49. Hmmm.....

Let me think. I know it's approximately the same as the one for 'contempt of cop'.. :P

[indigo32]

54. Ahhh but I feel no contempt for you whatsoever

only jail LOL

[Cuban_Liberal]

58. Hehe!

Ya, I know. :hi: :D

[Droopy]

38. LSD

[U of M Dem 07]

39. Underage Drinking

Only underage drinking... not all that uncommon in college! ;)

[MAlibdem]

50. hey i was accepted to U of M

I'm coming up for Campus Day next weekend!

[U of M Dem 07]

86. Congratulations!

Congratulations! I love it here... is it one of your top schools that you're considering?

[chemp]

42. How much time do you have?

Usually when friends tell me I should run for office, I open my closet and reveal the bones. they have difficulty believing that I am the same person.

Petty Larceny
Rampant drug use. no Heroin, must almost everything else.
Sold coke.
DWI, DUI, constantly while underage. Never caught
Joy rides in "borrowed" cars. All returned
Assault. (Drugs, Booze, martial arts training and a temper. Mix)
Damage to public and private property.
Trashed a cop car once.
Possession of drug paraphenalia- formally charged.
Driving to endanger- formally charged
reckless endangerment -Formally charged
Throwing a party with alcohol and minor present -Formally charged.


All this happened before I turned 21. Good thing I grew up!

[LuLu550]

85. better thing that

John Ashcroft is still recovering from surgery or you would have been in jail before you went from "preview" to "post message."

[Nevernose]

43. No one was USING the car

It was just sitting there, begging to be borrowed for a little while. The police were even kind enough to return it for us the next morning.

Ah, to be fifteen and dumb as shit again...

[Mr. McD]

44. Sorry, I am not sure the Statute of limitations has expired yet.

:shrug:

[Westegg]

46. I stole a file cabinet from my office.

I had the keys---all senior employees did; it was a small operation. Anyway, one night, I just parked my car in the back lot, went inside, and dragged the cabinet out piece by piece. Mind you, I needed the storage, and couldn't afford a file cabinet of my own on what these bastards were paying me. And this was one of half a dozen empty cabinets just sitting around. I took it. It was never missed. And frankly, to this day, I have no regrets. I will add that, when I moved, I donated the file cabinet to a charity---along with the car I loaded it onto. Also, my boss was a multi-millionaire who paid me, a senior employee, $20,000 a year for 60 hours a week.

Okay, also? I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Beaker]

47. Trafficking in narcotics, posession with intent to distribute...

but that's all in the distant past- Everything in my posession now is for my own personal use...it's MINE- all MINE.

[Supormom]

48. bif

Are you working undercover for Ashcroft? Just Checking.

[bif]

56. Nah. Name a drug-I've probably taken it.

But that was in the olden days.

[starroute]

51. I think I violated the Digital Millenium Copyright Act

I paid for a recipe program online and never got the password. After sending three emails without response, I found a crack at a site that was liberally decked with pictures of plastic-looking people in sexual congress.

Something similar happened to my son just recently. He spent two weeks trying to get "Knights of the Old Republic" to work -- which climaxed with tech support saying he should take out both his CD drives and ship them to Austria(!) so they could study them. At that point, he got fed up and found a cracked version of the main file. The game now plays perfectly.

At this rate, they're going to turn us all into criminals.

[gyopsy]

53. Broke into a guy's house...

I was 9 at the time and my friend and I did it just to see if we could get away with it.

[gold_bug]

55. I went through a shoplifting phase when I was young.

Although I was young, I was old enough to know better. I hate to admit it but it's true.

[m-jean03]

60. Me too

It's so embarassing, i feel like an ass. Like I needed the crap! Or couldn't have found the money to buy it eventually...

Others...Underage drinking, drug use, trespassing.

[bif]

63. Me three

I was the King of the Cobber's Club. fortunately I never got caught. Actually I sort of did get caught. I had a carton of smokes inside my coat. The manager of the store came up to me and said, "I know what you're about to do. Do you want to go back down the aisle and change your mind?" I put it back and never stole anything again.

[radwriter0555]

57. I had 10 lbs of weed that I won in a bet.. sold it to meet my expenses

for a summer while I was living in FL.

Then I rooked a couple of banks out of about $3000.

[SmileyBoy]

64. Possession of marijuana

A friend of mine sold me a little bag of skate.

[Maestro]

65. Supplied Oxytocin and Vicodin

to Rush Limbaugh. :evilgrin:

[NewHampster]

67. 5 Day trip from CT to Phoenix and back to recover 150 lbs

actually to play at being the backup while my friend tried to collect the cash he was owed for the 150 pounds.

we never found the guy so maybe it wasn't illegal just stupid. although I had a ball on the insane trip visiting the grand canyon and meteor crater on the way. Also stood on the corner in Winslow Arizona before the song got writ I think.

[SarahB]

70. I don't know if the statute of limitations is up yet.

:P

[arwalden]

71. Other Than Petty Shoplifting...

... I sold nuclear secrets to the Antarcticans.

-- Allen

[Padraig18]

74. The statute of limitations has not run yet, so I can't say.

:evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

76. i have a room full of iraqi WMDs in my basement...

and elvis in a rocking chair next to them.

-LK

[7th_Sephiroth]

77. i have done all

and i can put alot of people away for a long time

[DS1]

78. Transported a small cache of fully automatic weapons in my convertible

across Oahu.

Hey, some buds and I missed the weapons bus from the rifle range. It had to be done :evilgrin:

[rocktop15]

79. Um...

- DUI (well not drunk, but severly buzzed)
- I hit two cars in my universitys parking garage accidentally and drove off
- We used to go egg cars and vandalize them every Friday night

[Bombero1956]

80. I had

my spanish speaking mom take the pilot aptitude test for this Texas dude, she managed a 25 without studying. Other than that, I let this guy shoot me in Vegas, just so he could watch me die.

[MrSlayer]

81. I don't thnk the statute of limitations will ever be up on my worst.

So I won't say anything. Let's just say I was NOT a nice guy at times when I was a kid.

[MrScorpio]

82. Drive 100mph in a 65mph zone

New car. I wanted to give it a go

[northzax]

83. in this country?

minor things. in other countries? (where the penalties would no doubt have been worse?) bribed a border guard in the Soviet Union to not notice I had sold dollars on the black market (which in and of itself was five years in a gulag) and bribed a mexican federale to beat a dui rap...

[bif]

88. I wouldn't want to mess with the Soviets

Yikes!

[LuLu550]

84. had hash in a tube of toothpaste

when I crossed the boarder between Canada and the US. I could STILL be in jail if they found it!

[mdmc]

87. I can't tell

But I'll have an eternity to deal with it :~(

[Florida_Geek]

89. Well did a Linda Triipp thing and almost got away with it

until I pissed off an unethicial Chief Judge :( but in the end the unethicial Chief Judge was "retired" from his $150,000 per year job :evilgrin:

[av8rdave]

92. I impersonated a physician at a convention

of gynecologists that was convening at our layover hotel in Birmingham many years ago. Thought it would be a fun party to crash.

As it turned out? Boooooring

av8rdave