I peed on my cats head....Not for those without a sense of humor

[WillParkinson]

I swear it was not intentional.

When I'm at home I wear sweat pants around the house. I went into the bathroom and pulled the pants down a bit to do the nature call thing and suddenly Dot was sticking his head over the pants and in the toilet. I didn't notice him until it was too late.

The two kittens have been doing the strangest thing when I'm in the bathroom. If I'm standing at the toilet they grab at my sweats and literally jump inside of them. Yesterday I had both Cider AND Dot rolling around inside my pants.

OK, now that we're done with the things you never really needed to know...

[Bunny]

1. WAAAAAAAY too much information!

But funny anyway!

[Bertha Venation]

2. ROFL

That is hilarious! Two of our cats like to jump into our pants as we sit on the throne, but fortunately there's no room for them to peek over the edge of the seat.

I'm going to send this to Mrs. V. and ask her to post the tale of her former roommate, his bathrobe, and a kitten . . . .

[Mrs. Venation]

12. Before I Left East Tennessee

to move to the Washington, DC area I had a male housemate. Robert, Sharon and I had (between the 3 of us) 3 cats and two dogs. One of the cats was a Russian Blue kitten named Smoky; he was a mischievous little thing, always into something he should be leaving alone.

One morning I heard Robert scream in pain. He was in the kitchen, and I thought he might have burned himself. Nope.

He was in his bathrobe, nothing on underneath, and Smoky had climbed up inside Robert's robe and decided to play. I don't know if Smoky bit, batted, or both, and I was torn between my concern for Robert and my impending uproarious laughter over the absurdity of the situation.

Robert wasn't seriously injured ('cept maybe for his pride) and Smoky lived to see another day. I think Robert probably learned to wear his boxers under his robe, too!

[Richardo]

13. hahaha ow! hahaha ow! hahahaha OW!

I truly do not know whether to laugh or cringe. Los manly-parts no se gustan the kitty claws... :o OW!!

[WillParkinson]

15. You need to read REP's story...

http://www.hh-gifts.com/Pets/REP/tessa.htm

[Mrs. Venation]

16. She's A Beautiful Kitty

She looks a lot like our Petey. I'm glad she found a good home.

[BlueJazz]

3. Did you give kitty a bath?

If you did, I'll bet that was fun!

[WillParkinson]

7. I took a warm, wet rag...

And washed his face and ears. He seemed to enjoy it.

MUCH better than the shower, I'm sure.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. thats really funny!

[matcom]

5. a golden shower on a pussy?

not like THAT hasn't happened before :D

[VelmaD]

8. BENT OAFER!!!

:spank:

[Richardo]

Awright! Take it to the felines, my brother!

After all the so-called "accidents" around our house, some within clear view of a clean litter box, I say 'bout time them kitties got a taste of their own medicine*... :evilgrin:

*I know I know - an unfortunate choice of phrase...but I mean it, dammit!

[bif]

6. Bestial golden showers!

I'm sure there's a name for that.

[WoodrowFan]

9. oh good god

I sense an episode of CSI for next season here....Furrys who like Golden Showers....

[Terran]

11. Same thing happened in our house

Not me, my partner, peed on our new cat. Apparently, the Ragdoll breed really has this thing for water, so he liked to stick his head in the toilet bowl at any opportunity. One day he went unnocticed and got a (golden) shower for his trouble. He no longer does the toilet bowl thing, now it the shower, sinks, dumping the water bowl, etc.

[m-jean03]

14. write dan savage

I'm sure he'd come up with a nice name for it, preferably one of an homophobic fundy repug senator...:D Let's see, who's left to pick from?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

19. A name for that? I'm sure there are websites devoted to it...

:scared:

[historian]

10. youre lucky

he didnt take a swipe at the source!!!

[ajacobson]

17. Turnabout is fair play

I'd keep an extra close eye on the cat for the next several weeks...

[WillParkinson]

18. Are you kidding?

I'm sleeping with my eyes open!

[radfringe]

20. lololol

we have two dogs - an airdale and a greyhound, the greyhound is a bit taller

took the dogs out to do their "business". The airdale (female) was sniffing around on the ground and stuck her head under the greyhound(male) just as the greyhound started peeing...

yeeeewwwww...had to give the airdale a quick washdown on her head