I can't do a damn thing anymore

[holeinboatoutatsea]

without consulting Google first.

Example.

My remote fell on the floor. The batteries popped out, and for some reason, it wouldn't change the channel anymore when I popped the batteries back in. It's a universal used on a spare tv.

I'm was struck dumb. Helpless.

Then, it came to me in a moment of brilliance! Ask Google how to program the code back in?

I was saved.

And I didn't even have to get out of the chair.

[LuLu550]

1. If you take the letters in Google

eliminating the second O and G as well as the L and change the E to a D .... it spells GOD! :tinfoilhat:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. They paying you good?

[holeinboatoutatsea]

3. use the search engine of your choice!

The results will be the same. You'll never have to get up out of that chair again. Even food can be delivered to my door!

[northzax]

4. remember when people would 'live off the internet'?

using only a computer for a month or so? how quaint does that sound now?

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Remember when you used to see people talking to themselves...

And you knew they were jsut crazy? Now you tend to assume thay are on the phone.