Will Pitt thinks that Bush has a Satan connection too

[MrScorpio]

It's not just me.

http://vancouver.indymedia.org/news/2004/03/112297_comment.php

[Nostradammit]

1. Great article by Pitt -

But I just gotta mention the joke that's posted right beneath it:

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.

The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

[Droopy]

2. I think the Republicans are Satanic, too

And most of them are too dumb to realize it. I'm not talking about the stereotypical animal-sacrificing, murdering, raping Satanist. I'm talking about the philisophical Satanism of Anton LeVay. That kind of Satanism is nothing more than the worship of the self. The selfishness displayed by the Republicans is one of the necessary components that you must have if you want to be a follower of Satan according to LeVay. Unless it somehow personally and directly benefits you to not be selfish, which is, in the end, another form of selfishness.

Go check out http://www.churchofsatan.com/ if you want to see what I mean. They claim to appeal to everyone across the political spectrum, but they read very libertarian. I'm betting you'll find a lot of similarities there between them and the repukes.

[President_G_W_Bush]

3. I'll tell you...

The worst part of selling one soul to Dick, I mean Satan, is the legions of homonculi that sodomize you every night.

[SarahB]

5. You really are an evil man!

:wow:

[WilliamPitt]

4. That's a really...interesting...reinterpretation of the headline of that

essay. Zounds.

[MrScorpio]

6. You know, Will

You're not the only one that wondered why they had all of these white people portray an "accurate" portrait of Christ's passion. When I look at middle eastern Jews, I have a hard time trying to pick them out from the Arabs.

They lost for me right there.

When the History Channel did a TV show on the life of Jesus, they at least picked actors that wouldn't have stuck out walking around ancient Palestine.

You're right on