Joke

[redsoxliberal]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other people. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go out to the alley with some guy or girl and have sex with them for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[bigwillq]

1. That's too cute

Keep the jokes coming!

[icymist]

2. lol. Good one redsoxliberal!

:D

[mmm]

3. that is awesome!

I will milk that on St. Patrick's Day.