Kickin' back with a nice single malt. Ask me anything.

[President_G_W_Bush]

It's been a long day of lying to Congress, lying to the UN, lying to the american people, and orchestrating with Diebold to steal the election.

I'm exhausted...

[Eureka]

1. One from the Aussies

Is John Howard's head flat enough to rest a beer on?

I mean, if anyone would know, you'd know, right?

[President_G_W_Bush]

2. After he's had a jarhead style buzzcut, yes.

[Eureka]

3. But he never has

I see you can spend all day lying, and have some more left over, you treacherous chimpy you.

So, spill the beans.

When our Prime Miniature was over there, on his knees, umm, asking for a 'free' trade agreement, did you or did you not rest a beer on his head?

Opinion polls suggest most Aussies think you did. Or would Pickles get all grumpy if she really knew?

Come on Chimster, it wasn't called skull & BONES for nothing now, was it.

:-)

[President_G_W_Bush]

6. That's a matter of national security

Wouldn't want to offend the sensibilities of you fosters-swilling Aussies.

[Eureka]

15. Thats an invadable offence

Fosters Swilling! Outrageous.

[President_G_W_Bush]

17. "Fosters" -- Australian for "Piss"

Go eat some Vegemite!

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. So Junior, when are you going to invade Spain?

Now that they voted "for the terrorists" and all.....

[President_G_W_Bush]

7. Just as soon as the OSP comes up with 'evidence' that Spain was behind 911

[Droopy]

5. What's with the drinking?

Aren't you supposed to be a recovering alcoholic?

[President_G_W_Bush]

9. I'm recovered.

I can *hic* handle it.

I wonder what this shiny red button that says "DO NOT PRESS" does?

[BurtWorm]

8. With all due respect, Bush,

why are you such a piece of shit? And I mean that most respectfully, your Bushness.

[President_G_W_Bush]

11. I think this cartoon might explain things.

[BurtWorm]

12. Delicious answer, mr. "president"!

:evilfrown:

[President_G_W_Bush]

22. There's more truth to that than most proles realize.

Good thing they're easily distracted...

[Eureka]

10. Oooh, Oooh, I have another!

Actually, one, and a supplemental.

My question is.... are we limited to 2 questions only, just like the real media, or do we get more because of your connection to the common folk?

And the supplemental is... are you going to give us special nicknames, and if so, can I be one of the stretch's?


PS, far out it's hard to read these threads with that smirk pick, but since it's almost like an answer in itself, and the threads are funny, I'll do it anyway.

[President_G_W_Bush]

13. You may ask as many questions as you like

as long as I get to make up the answers.

You can be "Major League Eureka".

[SOteric]

14. How was that ham sandwich?

:evilgrin:

[President_G_W_Bush]

16. A lot better than the turd sandwich Karl, Dick and I served up

to all you guys.

Heh heh heh

Now, knock it off before I have Ashcroft send a crack special Secret Service team topaddle your butt.

[SOteric]

18. I'm not worried.

Those guys couldn't find their own butts, - in broad daylight with a roadmap and a compass. I'm dubious they'll be able to find mine, glowing beacon of perfection though it may be.

[President_G_W_Bush]

20. Don't misunderestimate me!

Saddam misunderestimated me once... Once!

[TXlib]

26. *SPEW*

"Glowing beacon of perfection"?

I just had this image of SOteric's butt being used in a lighthouse; I snarfed my water through my nose.

Ow...

[ZenLefty]

19. You know what goes really well with scotch?

Pretzels. Yum. :D

[President_G_W_Bush]

21. Yes. I have my Secret Service pre-chew them for me, now.

[TXlib]

23. You won't look so smug wearing DOJ prison whites...

[President_G_W_Bush]

24. Heh heh.

Things start to head South, and I'll step down.

And my friend Dick will pardon me.

Controlling hundreds of millions of dollars means never having to worry about the consequences.

[SarahB]

25. You aren't into college basketball, are you?

:mad: