Things That REAL Men don't say.....

[BlueJazz]

Damnit!...How come I never get to take out the garbage.

Gee Honey, I really don't think that we need a 42" plasma screen TV just to watch Football games.

So what if Jim and Bob called me to go fishing?...I was hoping on Sat. to stay around the house and get some chores done.

Sure, I'd love to wear a condum.

Well Yeah, I know she said she can't come but hand me the phone anyway.....I think I can talk your Mother into spending the summer with us.

Ok..Bob..That's 2 double cheeseburgers for you....Tom, you want 2 fish sandwiches and a large fry....Jim 2 roast beef's for you and a Tofu burger for me.

She's nice but her tits are too big.

Honey, I'm going to the store....need some tampons?

Geez...I didn't know this movie was gonna have so much nudity in it.

Put some panties on, for Christ sake!!

[Goldom]

1. I guess I'm a fake man.

oh well.

[Endangered Specie]

2. "She's nice but her tits are too big." - damn, Ive said that...

more than once...

I like smaller boobs, I cant help it.

But, I never will say

"Awww, honey, thats too much steak for me"

[DS1]

3. What about "I drew you a flower" ?

/curious to 'popular' opinion

edit: It's a good drawing too

[whirlygigspin]

4. does this make me look fat?

uhum.

[arissa]

5. I dunno about anyone else

but I'm sick to death of the social stigma that men need to be tough and conform to these stereotypes. And I'd never date someone who ate meat, I don't see how it's manly at all to eat innocent creatures.

[ott]

9. It is tiresome

And I haven't enjoyed being prejudged all my life by variables like these.

On the bright side, I'm appreciated that much more by my mate and that's where my focus is now anyway, so...

[ButterflyBlood]

6. I would have no problems saying

the 2nd and 3rd and 4th to last. football is stupid, I don't like girls with fake porn star sized tits and I see nothing wrong with getting things for other people if I was leaving to the store anyway.

[PartyPooper]

7. Gee, Honey, let ME make the bed.

I always do such a terrific job of it! Dontcha' think?

:evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

8. You forgot some

"My, what a lovely lace doily!"

"Man oh man, do I love fudge!"

"Excuse me, but I seem to be lost. Can you give me directions to ___?"

"Wah! A paper cut!"

[theoceansnerves]

10. hm

i would say #6 :shrug:

[northzax]

11. again? can't we just cuddle?

[alittlelark]

12. 'Honey, could you zip me up?'

'You really shouldn't wear stripes with prints.'
'Honey, my hand hurts, could you control the remote?'