Parody: Are You There George? It's Me, Margaret*

[Miss Authoritiva]

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."
George W. Bush, Los Angeles, March 3, 2004

Cant' call you Dubya, to frendly but George you dont' mine I can tell. I know your rite with God. So am I hope & Mel Gibson, but I'am saving my tips to see his movie & sneek in my candy. Shhh!

I'am not asking for something, you or God. Dont' worry--HA!

Just like thinking to you. I get tonge clumsy to my Mom says. I get what you say no problem. People should'nt laugh. George I have a new place to stay. Meggie the LandLady calls me.

First I saw her and she asks me section 8? I thaught she met like Clinger on MASH -- crazy section 8. But she met Welfare. No section 8, no Welfare no crazy! OK! Were frends now. Tho she wants t0 see Starzky & Hutch not, The Passion Of The Jesus. OOOpp, brake over.


*With a wink and a wave to Judy and Margaret