A new tongue-twister! I was thinking about the stupidity of the English

[grannylib]

language in general, and the difference in the way we and the Brits say "schedule" occurred to me, and I really got tongue-tied even THINKING "We say 'skedjul' and the British say 'shedjul' "
So I was thinking:
The British say 'Schedule a sherry session for Sunday' and all I know is, I sure can't say it!
Can you make it even tougher?

[SOteric]

1. Sure:

The Sheepish Sheik and his sassy Sharpei scheduled a social sherry sipping session for Sunday.

[Paul Hood]

2. Make it easier by saying it like Sean Connery.

Schedule a sherry shession for Shunday. All your s's become sh's.:)

[mitchum]

3. I was also thinking about the stupidity of the English

must be my French blood...