Awright, Lemme hear it, Martha Baby gonna go jail.. with Who?

[opihimoimoi]

Poll question: Awright, Lemme hear it, Martha Baby gonna go jail.. with Who?

Who gonna be her cellmate??

Will she redeco the Prison?

Will it be with flowers or vines?

[juajen]

1. I don't think this poll is worthy of DU

This women has contributed a lot to the democratic party and to women all over this nation. I think DU should be supporting her instead of making fun. Just sayin'.

[LagaLover]

27. She was/is a good Dem, but

she DID break the law. A jury found her guilty...should we ignore that?

[Kahuna]

2. I don't think this is funny. Martha was a Democratic Party..

fundraiser. Hence, the vigorous prosecution of her.

[JohnLocke]

3. This belongs in the Lounge (nt).

[Q]

4. There's no humor in this...

...at all.

[JohnLocke]

5. Hopefully the crooks from Enron, Worldcom, Global Crossing, Xexox...

...Arthur Anderson, Tyco, Adelphia, AOL, Merrill Lynch, etc...

[opihimoimoi]

6. Sorry, I thought it had some faceticious humor.

There is no poll in the lounge.

[Fla_Democrat]

7. C'mon, Michael Jackson.

There's a joke in here somewhere, something about a women's prison, but I ain't making it (out loud). :eyes:

[opihimoimoi]

8. 5 points to FlaDem

[citizen snips]

9. Rush Limbaugh.

n/t

[opihimoimoi]

12. MM gets 3 points

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who are we then?

Yes, Martha is a Dem, but a convicted Dem. and like all other Dems who were convicted, she must serve whatever her sentence is.

[citizen snips]

13. She fought the law and the law won.

[opihimoimoi]

14. She tried to skirt the Law and made a mess of it. Not my kind of hero.

Come, we go drink.

[citizen snips]

15. opihimoinoi deserves a 3 pointer.

Lets drink to it.

[opihimoimoi]

16. I pay first round. Bourbon, water back

[citizen snips]

19. I will pay for the second round.

Lets have some beers your choice.

[opihimoimoi]

20. Bud lite will do fine. I'm a cheapie

[Piperay]

10. Tasteless poll

aimed at a Democratic supporter, shouldn't even be here.

[imax2268]

11. not one of the best

polls ive seen here...I second the motion this should be in the lounge...or not even on DU at all...we can't start acting like the freepers now can we...

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

17. Mabye Leona Helmsley will commit another crime

She and Martha would be excellent cell-mates.

Just FYI, that maniac who killed 9 family members is from Fresno.

[opihimoimoi]

18. My bad, Fresno freak looking guy, man. Scarey.

offed the whole family too. what a dude. Sad.

2 points

[Lefty48197]

21. I wouldn't mind doing some hard time with Martha

did I really say that?

[opihimoimoi]

22. Careful, we in deep doo already

Cheers, 1 point

[Insider]

28. and the Postie goes to Lefty48197

did i really say that?
i for one am glad you did. one saving line in this sad thread.

(btw, i might lie to investigators so i can go be her cellmate. i'll protect you, dearie!)

[MSchreader]

23. First, the name is Kobe Bryant

Second, I wonder if Martha has any tips on making a macrame cozy for my shank?

And, for those cold, drafty nights in solitary, a soft, warm comforter will do the trick. You can use old bits of prison uniforms for the stuffing. If you're feeling extra adventurous, you can ask your blockmates to save their old uniform shirts, clip out the prisoner numbers, and make a quilt that will be the hit of any parole party on the outside.

:evilgrin:

Martin

P.S.: Before anyone gets pissy, I watch Martha Stewart Living every morning. It's either that or the 700 Club!

[ConcernedCanuk]

24. Re: "I wonder if Martha has any tips on making a macrame cozy .. . .

.
.
.

a macrame cozy for my shank?

As a matter of fact

She does !!

Shiv Cozy

According to all accounts, the best friend you can have in prison is a sharpened metal spoon known as a "shiv" or "shank." Prove that you're worthy of its friendship by making a snuggly crocheted Shiv cozy to protect its blade from dulling during periods of non-use.

Worried that the warden won't let you use 6" steel knitting needles? No need to fret. Simply melt 2 plastic toothbrushes into thin, sharp points, and prepare to knit one, purl two! As an added bonus, you'll have two back-up blades handy in case your primary shiv hits a bone and snaps on its way to an enemy's vitals.

...........................................................

And as for your "cube"





all pictures and text credits to:

[MSchreader]

25. I smell a separate Lounge thread coming on

"Write an episode of Martha Stewart Living: Prison Edition".

Martin

[MSchreader]

26. Kick

:kick: for Opihi.

[opihimoimoi]

29. 1 pt ea for the past 4 posters

Come, we go surfing