The bar is open... I'm serving

[Dookus]

It's the Sir_Captain Happy Hour. Well drinks half price.

What'll it be?

[La_Serpiente]

1. Give me something that can knock me out

thanks :hi:

[Dookus]

2. Here ya go!

A double grain-alcohol, straight up, with an everclear chaser.

[La_Serpiente]

5. thanks

*La_Serpiente collapses on bed* ...zzzz....zzz...zzz

[Fleshdancer]

3. Vodka tonic for me love!

I just gave a hideous response to a hideous post in Latest Breaking so I'm in need of a good strong drink!

[Fleshdancer]

15. Dookus refused to serve me!

as if my day wasn't bad enough....

[Dookus]

21. So sorry, Ms. Smith

Here's yer drink. A double. On the house.

It's a madhouse here tonight!

[JohnKleeb]

24. why you think?

tommorow is St. Patty's day :).

[Fleshdancer]

25. I love you!

Here's an extra big tip for ya because yer busy and all!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Captain Morgan's on the rocks!

I have that pirate thing going on tonight :D

[Dookus]

6. aarrghh.....

Here ya go, matey!

[jpgray]

7. Pirate rum is 10 ppm rat-hair and broken teeth (nt)

[sir_captain]

8. I think I'll stick with Grey Goose on the rocks...

I need a little something to put me to sleep... ;-)

[Dookus]

12. nice choice...

I'm having a little Grey Goose and cranberr myself.

[JohnKleeb]

9. gimme some guinness

after all I am Irish and St. Patty's day is coming up
:beer:

[jpgray]

10. What, no Croatian hooch? (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

11. Who said I was Croatian?

I for the last time am not Dennis Kucinich.
this is my connection to the balkans tho

I am Slovene not Croatian.

[Dookus]

14. OK..here's a tall glass

of Slovenian Kraplach, a liqueur made from fermented ground squirrels.

[JohnKleeb]

17. damnit man I want Guinness

however that would be nice too.
Thank you
Dobre dan
mmmmmmmmmm pivo :).

[jpgray]

16. Do we duel to the death now, or do I illegally buy you a Guinness?

:D

Your ancestry is duly noted for future 'lame wisecrack' reference.

[JohnKleeb]

18. you illegally buy me a guinness

I dont fight :D, I am a pacifist. Just letting you know there is a difference. BTW I am listening to the Slovene national anthem right now.

[jpgray]

20. Here you go:

IOK(leeb) one Guinness:

[JohnKleeb]

22. thanks

[ClintonTyree]

13. Chinaco Anejo.......

neat. Thanks, can't drink the well stuff, gives me a splitting headache in the morning.

[Wonco_the_Sane]

19. Start me off w/an "Irish Car-Bomb"

I'll sip Knobb Creek (neat) rest of the night... :) thanks...BIG tip comming!!!

[Dookus]

23. mmmmmmmmmm...

knob creek. My new favorite bourbon.

[ClintonTyree]

28. Knob Creek............

now there's a Bourbon you can sink your teeth into.

[Wonco_the_Sane]

35. Good stuff alright

Nob matterb ifb Ib canb spellb itb orb notb. sheesh, and I'm a Bartender too.

I can proove it too...Termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"...see...

hmmmm...ok good night. :)

[ModerateDem]

26. Ok

I'll have two black russians, two screwdrivers, 3 Miller GD's, and a Samuel Adams on the rocks.

[Dookus]

27. sorry

we don't serve your type here. You want the bar up the road.

[ModerateDem]

29. This is just like Rambo again.

Small town hicks who don't want "my type" here. Brian Dennehy didn't want vagrants and drifters in his town, and wanted Rambo to go to Portland instead. Don't push me. Don't PUSH me, or I'll give you a war you won't BELIEVE, Dookus. :smoke:

[Dookus]

30. BRING....IT.....ON.....

edited to remove a reference that could be considered sexist, yet well-deserved against the intended recipient.

[jpgray]

31. Can we have brawls in this bar, or only reasonable discussion? (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

32. this is why I like to drink at home

:) peace and quiet.

[Dookus]

33. hell

I'm always up for a good barfight!

it's the Irish in me.

[jpgray]

36. The Scottish in me wants to don a skirt and betray my kin to the British

But I don't act on that impulse every time it comes along.

[JohnKleeb]

38. how about the scots and the irish unite together

:) I am feeling revolutionary tonight :D,

[jpgray]

40. All right! We'll have to unite in sleep, though

Going to bed. G'night JK and all else who are in the bar tonight. :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

42. good night jp

[ModerateDem]

37. Good

Because I'm of English descent.

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[Dookus]

41. thanks for the self-pic

you're more handsome than I imagined.

[ModerateDem]

43. Sorry, that's not me.

I'm 54 years old, so if that was me, I'd be pretty lucky.

[Dookus]

44. Yes, I imagine so

if it were ONLY blood oozing out your nose, you'd be much better off.

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[Dookus]

49. aww...

how sweet. Now you want to mock Matthew Shepherd.

You're a class act all around.

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[Dookus]

45. SUCK..... MY....

earlobe.

Now shoo... go down to the FreeSaloon for your corn-squeezins

[ModerateDem]

46. No thanks

I'm not into that kinda thing, Dookus. I don't think the denizens of FreeSaloon are, either. But if they were, I'd have em give you a call.

[Dookus]

48. oh, believe you me...

there are more earsuckers at FreeSaloon than you could shake a stick at. That's exactly why they're so fucking frightened.