Afghan Soldier Can't Afford To Get Married - Caught With Donkey

[matcom]

<snip>

KABUL (Reuters) - A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday.

The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.

"The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters.

The man had since been released without charge, he said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc

[WillParkinson]

1. This begs the question...

Was it the best piece of 'ass' ever?

[commander bunnypants]

Bawhahahahahaha

Great one

DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

2. Somewhere, Rick Santorum is outraged!

[SarahB]

3. Is his right hand broken or something?

Eeeewww! :puke:

[President_G_W_Bush]

11. He can't have been all bad.

After all, I've been screwing donkeys (figuratively) for the past three years!

He was just expressing his support for me in a performance-art sort of way.

[boobooday]

4. It was nice of them not to release the name of the "victim"

Nothing like having your name smeared all over the headlines to make you feel like a real "jackass."

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[BurtWorm]

7. It was probably Maude or Ethel.

Look, but don't touch.

[Hotler]

5. The police asked the young boy

what the donkey was doing? He said the donkey was turned around and licking the guys ear. Just then the other cop said, they'll do that sometimes you know. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

6. ok matcom

how hard do you look for these news bits?
this one is precious.

[matcom]

10. i have a nose for 'news'

:P

[Aristus]

8. Does he still

respect the donkey?

[smartass]

9. Donkey looks a little like Meg Ryan after plastic surgery.

[bushisanidiot]

12. See What Happens When Freepers Try to Breed?

"morans"

[mac56]

13. Is this what they mean by "animal husbandry"?

nm