I Just Saw Dan Quayle

[Yavin4]

On my way to work, I was walking up Third Ave in NYC, and he walked right past me. No Secret Service around him or nothing.

[Padraig18]

1. Heh.

How is Mr. Potatoe Head? ;)

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. I bet he wishes now that instead of "potatoe" they had asked him to spell

tomatoe.

[JohnKleeb]

15. my dad waited on him in 2000 when he was a presidential candiate

in the GOP primaries. My dad told his GOP manager god these are the idiots you have running, little did he know we would get Dumb Dumb Bush.

[LynneSin]

2. You need eyewash for your eyes

The pain, THE PAIN!!!!

[Ilsa]

6. But Poppy selected him because he thought he was cute,

and that would help solidify the Women's vote. A very insulting premise.

I think he also picked him to insure there would never be an assassination attempt on his life. After all, who (besides Marilyn Quayle) would want Dan Qualyle to become president?

[Yavin4]

8. Marilyn Quayle

She looks like a Dominatrix.

[BlueEyedSon]

11. You say that like it's a bad thing.....

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

4. Are You Sure It Wasn't Pat Sajak?

Dan Quayle - Pat Sajak look-alike, Vanna White think-alike.

:-)

[RoeBear]

5. LOL

LOL

[CO Liberal]

7. Glad Someone Appreciated That One, RoeBear

:-)

I've been using that line since Bush 41.

[RoeBear]

12. It's always nice when...

...someone throws the perfect straight line your way. :D

[CO Liberal]

13. I Had One Great Example Of That Once

When I was married the first time, my mother-in-law (who was a widow) had night blindness and tried not to drive at night. My sister-in-law was still in high school and did not have her drivers' license yet. So I told her that any time she was somewhere and needed a ride home to call me - no matter what time.

So one Saturday night, the phone rang a little after midnight.

Me: "Hello?"

Kally (ny sister-in-law) "Wayne? It's Kally. Did I wake you up?"

Me: "No, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."

:-)

[RoeBear]

14. chuckle

My favorite:
someone says that they are an atheist

My response: Me too, I swear to God.

[bushisanidiot]

9. Most People Don't Know who that clown is

i still can't believe that guy was actually vice president of the united states of america. my gawd.. what a complete "moran".

'course.. look who's president now. Pres. dipshit actually makes Quayle look smart. heh..

[CO Liberal]

10. Dan Quayle Was a Heartbeat Away From Having a Brain Wave

:dunce:
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