The Spelling Buzzard of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. That was a great spelling contest! Mrs. Johnson's 4th grade class is tops! And I get to pose with everyone in the class who beat me. (Boy am I glad there were a bunch of absences, or this would really look bad!) But these sure are great kids . . . Wow!"

[GOPisEvil]

1. I love taking pictures with Brazilians!

[LuLu550]

2. Dumbya thinking

I remember hearing once that there were Negroes over in Africa, too. Wonder if that's true?

[Dogmudgeon]

3. I know I'm a little late ...

... and Be Nice to Negroes Month was last month, but better late than never, right?

Besides, I'm the War President! They have to like me!

--bkl

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Boy, I wish somebody in the real press would ask me

what I'm doing so I could tell them I'm just 'chillin' with my homies' and that I'm 'gettin' low' and am 'real stacked with my shorties,' just 'cheese an' bitches,' you bet. Boy, would they be surprised! How good Colin taught me and everything. Gee."

[peekaloo]

5. The winner correctly spelled "disenfranchisement"

to which the pResident was asked to include in a sentence.... "That's a fancy word for a place to pick up fast food, in disenfranchisement.

[cosmicdot]

6. W is hoping that the cameras don't pick up on the school's condition ...

... the outside alone screams we're leaving them behind ... hurry up and snap the picture so we can get out of here ...

[LionInWinter]

7. All right, inta the recruitin station with y'all ..

This man's army waits for no one!