Should cheese smell like pig feces?

[arbusto_baboso]

Or do I need to throw this out?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Depends on the kind of cheese. Some of it is pretty strong.

But if it's a cheddar or Swiss you're asking about, then no, it should not smell like pig feces.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Oh, my mistake. It's a specialty cheese: "Pig Shit Stilton"

Damn. I thought I was getting the ginger and mango.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Hey! Now that's something you can hide around at work!

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Yeah, I think I'm a month too late on that one.

It already smells like liquified pig shit in this office.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Then it may be time for the mad "Pine tree air freshener" vigilante to strike.

[HopeHoops]

6. Only the stuff Burger King uses.

Try putting Tabasco on it.

[KamaAina]

7. And you know what pig feces smells like how, exactly?

This oughta be good...

[arbusto_baboso]

8. I grew up in a rural area.

Lots of pig farms around. You could smell 'em miles away.

[RebelOne]

9. Maybe, if it's Limburger. That stinks terribly.

[Kali]

10. depends

what has the pig been eating?

[Iggo]

11. No, it should smell like feet.

Jeez!

[Chan790]

12. But what if you've been walking around in pig feces?

Huh! What about that, smart-guy!?

:hide:

[Iggo]

13. Oh, dang!

Never thought of that!

AAAAaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh!!!1111!

[MineralMan]

14. Please put my smegma collection back in the refrigerator

where you found it. And stop putting gnomes in there, too, damnit.

Signed,

Your Boss

[bif]

15. Only the good stuff.