CAPTION the sucking sound

[underpants]

[GainesT1958]

1. "Is there an ECHO in here?"

:eyes:

B-)

[Richardo]

2. "Remember in Alien? When that thing attaches itself to the guys face?

...That was AWESOME!"

(thank you Chris Farley) :D

[bushisanidiot]

3. "And when I saw the first plane hit on t.v. I thought 'what a terrible

pilot!"

Bush is such a friggin' pussy!

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. What am I supposed to say Karl? I can't hear you ....the connections

bad.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

5. That's the last time I do that "thinking" thing... my head is killing me!

[skip fox]

6. "So I thought, WOW, why not just privatize the army and then you can hire

a bunch of phone-banks full of Indians in order to out-source it and save us all that money, or we could just hire people in the country we're attacking to fight for us since they're already there and that will cut down on transportation costs, and then I thought, WOW, like we could also . . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . ."

[Cary]

7. "My mind to your mind. . ."

[randr]

8. "Just a sec, I think God is talking to me again"

[Westegg]

9. Regrets? I've had a few...

...But then again, too few to mention.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. "The lunatics are in my head"

[LionInWinter]

11. "I'm tellin ya, that brain-sucker was jus starvin!"

[cosmicdot]

12. W: "... it doesn't make any sense to penalize marriage

... in the tax code. We ought to be encouraging marriage, not penalizing marriage in our tax code. (Applause.) If the Congress doesn't act, they're going to be raising the taxes on people who work. And it makes no sense." Did I say, accept for Gays ... they don't count. No, OK, I've said it ... now, I'm making more sense.

the quoted part is actual Bushit

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/03/20040315-4.html

[Cary]

13. Will someone turn this damn thing on!!!!

[grannylib]

14. "Y'see Clark, I got this plate right here...whenever Pickles revs up the

microwave, I piss m'pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so..."

[Cary]

15. Oh *&%$*, got my damn thumb stuck in my ear again!

[BurtWorm]

16. "I'm gettin' a K-sound...someone near you with a K-sound in their name...

somethin' about dogfood and an old war injury...No? Not ringin' a bell?...How 'bout a G-sound, a peach, and $100 won in a bingo tournament?"

[Endangered Specie]

17. Bush's Master Earpiece is malfunctioning