CAPTIONs can be cold to the touch

[underpants]

[IronLionZion]

1. she's recoiling in horror that something so evil

would touch her.

[skip fox]

2. "Well, twister is a game where you get naked and oiled up, then

go out and try to spot a tornado . . . least that's what Jeb and Neil told me. It's not really that fun . . . after the getting naked part, that is."

[cosmicdot]

3. beeotch, jet git me uh glass o' water an don't make me pull mah gat!

real, and recent, jiberish from the enlightened one:

One thing we're not going to do is get ourselves isolated from the world. I will fight off economic isolationism, which would be bad for job creation here in the state of Pennsylvania. But we've overcome a lot. And that's why I'm optimistic. We've overcome a lot because we've got people who refuse to be intimidated by terrorists. We've overcome a lot because of a tax policy that left money, more money in the hands of the people that earned it.

And when you've got more money in your pocket, you go out and demand an additional good or a service. And when somebody demands a good or a service, in our economy, somebody produces the good or a service. And when somebody makes that good or a service, it means somebody is likely to keep a job or find work.

[underpants]

5. Are you sure he didn't major in economics at Yale

WOW:wow:

[LionInWinter]

4. Damn, Mary Lou Retton has really let herself go!

n/t

[BringEmOn]

6. Bush karaoke

"I Got In At two With a ten, And Woke Up At ten With a two"

[Guaranteed]

7. "I'd like to thank Marge, here, for volunteering to be

our human sacrifice tonight..."