Do you like big butts?

[IronLionZion]

Poll question: Do you like big butts?

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes <Me so horny>
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
- Sir Mix A Lot

[youngred]

1. a moderate ass is most preferable

insofar as I am concerned

[IronLionZion]

2. yeah those are good too

I'm not into bony asses though

[youngred]

3. yeah, neither too slim nor too large

but just right ;-)

BTW one of the best songs of all time for pure enjoyment factor

[OneBlueSky]

22. Big Legged Mama Are Back In Style

by Taj Mahal

Talkin' 'bout big legged mommas back in style again
I mean, them short fat fannies back in style again
You ain't had no real good love till you been loved by one of them
Size 14, 16, 18, 22, 24 in style again
I mean them big fat cuties back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy until you've been loved by one of them
Well momma and poppa told me, son you better shout
Woman that you got she is gonna knock you out
Big legged mommas, now, they're back in style again
I mean them big fat cuties, back in style again
You ain't had no real good lovin' till you've been loved by one of them

She gonna rock you, she gonna roll you
She won't try to control you
Talkin' 'bout those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
I mean them thick-thighed heifers, back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them
She's the kind of woman that drinks her coffee in a great big cup
She's the kind of woman that saves her lovin' up
Talkin' 'bout a big legged momma, they're back in style again
I mean them heart

[skip fox]

4. Gotta be packin some back, as they say . . .

n/t

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(Author assumes no liability for those who click link above.)

[IronLionZion]

7. um, no thanks

boy George can keep his big-assed bimbo

[TXlib]

5. I like a woman with a little junk in her trunk.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Really?

That's interesting. I wouldn't have gotten that from your choice of spouse.

[TXlib]

24. I didn't say I ONLY like that body type.

I have a very wide range of what I find attractive.

My "choice of spouse"?

LOL!

You make it sound like I went to Spouses'R'Us and selected from the catalog.

[VelmaD]

9. Have I mentioned how much...

I hate that expression. I have no idea why but it just grates across my nerves like fingernails on a chalkboard.

[TXlib]

21. I recently heard it here. It cracks me up!

I promise not to use it to describe you...

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

23. Good boy...

I suppose I can put away the paddle. ;)

[TXlib]

25. Well in that case...

maybe I WILL use it to describe you...

[VelmaD]

27. PERV!

:eyes:

[TheMightyFavog]

6. You gotta have the right amount of booty!

Not too little, not too much, just the right amount of roundness.

[IronLionZion]

10. got to be round

badonkadonk

[GOPisEvil]

11. I must confess:

women with athletic, toned butts will catch my eye every time. :-)

[LynneSin]

12. You must be new at creating polls

Usually we have a "Robb is a Dingbat" option

:cry:

[IronLionZion]

17. no need to cry

I thought it was getting old.

[VelmaD]

13. I prefer a guy with a butt...

you can bounce quarters off of. :)

[TXlib]

28. Is that why you kept flinging quarters at me and every other guy

at my party in February?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

29. Yes, and sadly...

not a single one bounced. :P

[TXlib]

30. That's cuz you were sloshed, and kept missing.

And did you throw a few in KCDem's direction?!

[VelmaD]

31. That's for me to know...

and you to find out. :evilgrin:

[Skittles]

14. THE BIGGER THE WAISTBAND THE DEEPER THE QUICKSAND

YES INDEED !!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. That is classic! ROFL!

:D

[IronLionZion]

18. ROFLMAO!

and you're female! even better!:bounce:

[VelmaD]

20. And here they are...the lyrics to "Big Bottom"...

by Spinal Tap (from their magnum opus LP "Brainhammer")
:)
The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

[scarlet_owl]

16. The more the cushion, the better the pushin'.

At least that's what my husband tells me. :7

[IronLionZion]

19. LOL, It's true

[DS1]

26. No, should I?

[MrSlayer]

32. No, I prefer small and round.

I hate a giant ass.

[SarahB]

33. I like being proportionate

I don't have the tiniest one, but it's not exactly huge either and it balances out with the rest of me in sort of an hourglass way (or so I've been told).

On men, I like a rather average size bottom, not too skinny, not too big, but just right. :)

Not matter what your bottom size is though, be happy with it (and work on it if you're not). There's someone out there who'll like you for it as well.