Do you like big asses?

[President_G_W_Bush]

Then you'd love me. I'm the biggest ass there is.

Vote Bush/Cheney '04: Roll over America, We're not done with you yet!

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[President_G_W_Bush]

8. That's a lot of hostility you're carrying.

A gramme is better than a damn!

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[President_G_W_Bush]

15. Well...

Some people are more humor-deprived than others.

[jus_the_facts]

18. Not even laughin' AT you much less WITH you.....

......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:puke: NOT! :eyes:

[On the Road]

2. Hey, Mr. President !

How does it feel being Number One? In the ass-size department, that is.

[elfwitch]

3. I only like these kind of asses...

:dem: :kick: :dem: :kick: :dem: :kick:

You frickin Retard!!!

[NightTrain]

4. I like bug butts and I cannot lie!

You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) <4x>

[TXlib]

6. bug butts?

:shrug:

Whatever floats your boat...

[Supormom]

5. Very Funny!

"Roll over America, We're not done with you yet!"

[President_G_W_Bush]

9. "Dick" and "Colin" came up with that one.

I think it has a ring to it!

[SarahB]

7. Not on a man

Regular size butts please. Too much speaks of an overabundance of estrogen or something. Not a quality I'd be looking for in a dude.

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[LynneSin]

10. Hey Georgie Porgie!!!

I have beer, coke and pretzels and I'm a really naughty girl

Come spank me like the bad girl I am!!

:crazy:

[zanana]

12. Lynnesin--I love your bumpersticker

Did you think of that yourself?

[President_G_W_Bush]

16. First SarahBelle, now you...

Man, you Dem women sure know how to make a president feel welcome...

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. I hate deceptive thread titles like this

I was really hoping for a serious discussion on big butts.

Alas.....

[cosmicdot]

14. you'll be popular here

Mr. pResident,

did your 'need our support' thread get locked/deleted?

[Vladimir]

17. Oh yeah man

particularly when they roll over... :P

V

On edit: But you know, on reflection, yours isn't really big enough for my tastes.