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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:07 PM
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Suppose YOU wake up Tomorrow and you're George W. Bush....
....what would YOU do?

:puke:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:09 PM
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1. Resign, repent, and tell EVERYTHING.
Can I go back to being me the next day? :shrug:
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:19 PM
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14. I would kill myself
Nuff said.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:09 PM
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2. Head for The Nearest Tall Building....
...and swan dive.

:-)
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:11 PM
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6. You're making a wild assumption there CO...
...you're assuming that W has a brain that could be damaged in a head first impact.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:10 PM
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3. Apparently
I'd be flirting with the disgruntled, frustrated housewives of America. :7
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:12 PM
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10. What's a-happenin', Hotstuff?
:7
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:14 PM
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12. Oh no, it's....
Long Duck Dong!

Wait a minute, that might be a good thing.

Then again, you're an evil bastard. :mad:

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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:45 PM
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20. lol, LDD just gave me major flashbacks
and coffee on the keyboard too!


If I awoke as GWB I would turn myself in, but only AFTER walking around with a tape recorder, getting as much as I can from the members of my cabinet

then I would join them all for one last get-together at the gallows
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:10 PM
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4. Announce that I've been "Born Again" again.............
And support John Kerry for President after admitting I engineered 9/11.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:10 PM
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5. Fire my entire Cabinet and go before the American People
to explain why , and mention that I wouldn't blame anyone
for wanting me impeached ..
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:11 PM
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7. Drop out of the race and become
a truth teller. Make sure all my lying cronies were outted. Then write a tell all book on how my administration f***ed the country and how to guard against this ever happening again.:toast:
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:11 PM
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8. Try to take over the WORLD! MWUA HA HA HA...
HA HA...

Wait, already done.

You know, a few years back, I liked to play Simcity and Civilization. Once I had things built up the way I wanted, I liked to destroy everything.

That was fun. It'll be even more fun for real.

Now, what does this red button-thingie do?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:11 PM
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9. Find all the damning papers
And leak them to the (non-FOX) world press. Especially the BBC.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:14 PM
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11. Blow the election and loss in the largest landslide ever,
all the while breaking up the coalition between the religions right and the traditional conservatives.

In the end this would be more successful then just outing the crooks. Look what happened after the Nixon purge, they managed to hop right back into the White house after a few years.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:16 PM
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13. Speaking personally, I'd annex the Sudetenland
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:27 PM
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18. We've got plans, actually, to annex Mexico and Canada.
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:43 PM
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19. They tried that in 1812 - didn't work . . .
.
.
.

But THEY didn't have GeeDubya


hmmmmmm

that's ok


we've beefed up our Coastal defenses!





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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:21 PM
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15. hang myself for TREASON...to SPARE the country the cost of investigations.
....wouldn't that be the RIGHT thing to do! :(
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:22 PM
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16. Same thing I did today
...have Laura read me a story and ask Uncle Dick if I can go to another rodeo or make another photo-op appearance at another NASCAR race for five minutes. Ask Poppy if I get to be President after November instead of Uncle Dick.

He's just not an ambitious guy.

(although I did like the "annex the Sudetenland" answer)
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 04:23 PM
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17. Look for a tree...
...and a rope.
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 05:04 PM
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21. The same thing I do every night, Pinky
try to take over the world.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 05:18 PM
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23. LOL
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 05:10 PM
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22. Repaint, and thin no more!
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