What if I wake up tomorrow and i am YOU?

[matcom]

what should i do?

[Ladyhawk]

1. Immediately kill yourself. :)

[DiverDave]

2. You will need

some therapy.
My life blows.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Be at the office at 7:00am.

Oh, and I have an optometrist appointment at 4:00. I'll have clothes laid out for you, so no need to worry about that.

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

4. dont fall asleep in class

[camero]

5. Take your pills

And your shots. :)

[LynneSin]

6. Go back to sleep - you're having a nightmare

:crazy:

[Shoedogg]

7. You won't like it. Stay you.

Trust me.

[SarahB]

8. After you were done

Playing with yourself for a few hours (because what men always say they'd do as a woman), you could help hang the drywall in my basement. :7

[plcdude]

23. now if you woke up as a man

wouldn't you do the same except of course it wouldn't take as long.

[SarahB]

29. Of course it wouldn't take as long

I'd have much more upper body stregth and armspan length, so it would be far easier to pick up the drywall. :7

[NC_Nurse]

9. Give my hubbie a big smooch!

and all my kids, dogs and kitties!
My house could use some cleaning too.;-)

[NoPasaran]

10. For gods sake clean the bathroom!

What if company saw how you live?

[LynneSin]

Make sure you do my laundry - my panties need hand washed

:D

[Minstrel Boy]

11. You'll spend the whole day on DU.

Hey, you may not even notice the difference.

Just don't say anything to get me banned, 'kay?

[Mr. McD]

12. You should be so lucky

Don't forget your meds.

[President_G_W_Bush]

13. Take the fall for me.

[jus_the_facts]

14. Uhm.......

....a mind blowin' orgasm would be loooovely...thanks! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

15. What do you think?

:eyes:

Orgasms...lots and lots of orgasms. Feel free to learn some things you can take back to Mrs. matcom when you're done. :)

[plcdude]

16. tell my wife

that you are now taking up the celebate life.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

17. The excitement might be too much for you

since you'll be shoveling snow, taking the cat to the vet and doing taxes. Don't forget to get his stool sample from the litter box and hold your nose because he leaves stinky ones.

[LynneSin]

22. Wrap it up in a fabric softerner sheet

That's what I did - eliminated the smell

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

24. You should send that one to Heloise! n/t

n/t

[kmla]

18. Wonder why does my hairline have to recede so....

... and why is my waistline advancing?

[Droopy]

19. Study for your final in your post colonial texts class.

[TacticalPeek]

20. Quick! The taxes!

(Might better bring your banker with you, and lots of receipts.)

:evilgrin:

[eleonora]

21. You'd freak out when you open my wallet.

I hope you don't smoke, there's not even enough in there today to get you a pack of smokes lol

[Endangered Specie]

25. You got a big ass Differential Equations test coming up

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. remember to floss , use sunscreen and moisturize

when i have my body back ....i would not want to see any damage done...


thanks

[SOteric]

27. First and foremost,

do not get us (you and I) in any trouble with the bosses, - we actually like our jobs and do them well.

Second, - be really nice to that dude. You'll know the one, trust me.

And third, if the next day you wake up and you're not me anymore, - remember and live by the phrase "What happens at Fight Club, stays at Fight Club."

[Red State Rebel]

28. I'm usually at the office by 9 or so....

at noon there is a Business Networking meeting at the restaurant across the highway. 6:30 pm to 10:00 is rehearsal with the winterguard - take out the toss the flags have when they come into the horizontal line right before the sabres throw the 5 in the back.
Also, look at the transition from the purple flags to the sienna flags and see if we can do something to clean it up - jazz it up.
Have the itineraries ready for the kids for the trip next week to championships. Find time to study for test tomorrow and memorize the 25 genera names for Master Gardner class.

OH while at the office, pay the Blue Cross Blue Shield bill - try not to throw up - and the U.S. Bank payment.

[Generic Other]

30. I would appreciate it if you did not eat marshmallow peeps

or anything with mad cow in it.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

31. Please do all the chores I've been neglecting

and pay all my bills.

thank you.

[foxy]

32. hmm that put a couple of thoughts in my mind

none I should mention though; best kept quiet.


Have a great day whoever you wake up as.
:hippie:

[catzies]

33. Thank GOD - you answered my prayers.

Here's your list.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x897210