"Some evil kitteh threw up on your stress test instructions."

[Bertha Venation]

This in email from our young houseguest who found the offended document covered in cat hork.

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

1. "Clean it up now, or step in it later."

Standard response around Chez Rat when we first hear "The Sound."

mikey_the_rat

[Bertha Venation]

2. And it's such a pleasant chore . . .

sigh.

:hi:

[hedgehog]

3. My children rush to place some old newspaaper in front of

whichever cat is horking. I think this is silly, since the cat runs away to hork up some place else. Better to know where the danger is than find out by bare foot later on.

[mikeytherat]

4. I learned that "game" quickly as a lad- Don't chase the horker, unless you want "Trail o' Hork."

mikey_the_rat

[hedgehog]

5. If you're fast enough, you can go to Plan B: grab the horker and

place him or her outside.

[Red State Rebel]

6. Best excuse I ever got from a student...

I taught colorguard and she told me at the end of marching band practice "I can't do the run throughs, the cat hocked up on my knee brace this morning". I couldn't believe it - most original excuse I'd ever heard.