Got A Dirty HOUSE???? - Call M.A.T.C.O.M. !!!!

[matcom]

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. OMG-SCARY!!!!!

:scared:

[Mass_Liberal]

2. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

how could you do that to me?!? What have I ever done to you? Now, I won't be able to sleep. Ever again.

[matcom]

5. its for your own good

really :D

[polmaven]

15. Well, at least

you probably won't have to worry about school tomorrow, so you can (not)sleep in.

[zbird]

3. I know you're easy, but are you cheap?

I really, really need someone to clean my house. I HATE TO CLEAN!!!!!

[supernova]

4. LMAO!!

Nice bust, GOP!

Will you be in the Master's study later?

[Badger1]

6. Believe me

my house has NEVER been cleaner! No, no help needed here. Clean as a whistle.

[SoCalDem]

7. You been looking at the petticoat site...

you scamp:)

There are so many possibilities there

[LynneSin]

8. Man those are some BIGASS cones

:crazy:

[BlueJazz]

9. Damn!....I can tell it's been a long time for me, I mean...

She/He actually doesn't look too bad... :)

[nuxvomica]

10. Hubba, hubba! Woof!

You're hired, baby! And now I'm off for my long overdue eye exam. Later.

[curse10]

11. You guys are TOO good with the photoshop!

:-)

[northofdenali]

12. No, but my KEYBOARD now needs cleaning..............

Why, oh WHY do I look at your damn posts while drinking anything? Why? :loveya: ROFL! Gross! Yuck!

[matcom]

18. GOPisEVIL will be RIGHT OVER!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

13. I just hurled

:puke: :D

[matcom]

19. you wouldn't if it had been YOU!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

21. that's because I AM a sexy French Maid!

:P

Dammit, I will TRY and get new pics to you soon!

[BootinUp]

14. AAAAACK!

*runs away*

[polmaven]

16. This is how you plan

to pay the increased credit card interest rates?

[matcom]

17. that's not me

its GOPisEVIL

but you DO put thoughts in my head now :)

[DS1]

20. Got any good vomit remover?

Nothing personal GIE - Just leave the maid outfit at home

[freeminder]

22. THAT is NOT what they mean with "fits all sizes" !

this is unintended use :-) If you hurt yourself, they'll sue you.






Where did you get that ?
:think:

[CatWoman]

23. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[matcom]

24. WHERE is DAVID??????????????

x(

[VelmaD]

25. Well it's Tuesday night...

which means he's out playing team trivia at a local bar. Stunningly enough he does have a life outside of DU. :)

[matcom]

26. kick

for the life of this party!! :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. its not that bad

cute outfit

[Best_man23]

28. The horror

The horror....the horror....the horror

[Kadie]

29. Here is a house that needs to be cleaned.

[matcom]

30. morning kick for David

:kick: :D

[GOPisEvil]

31. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!! That is the best one yet! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

[matcom]

32. glad you finally joined us!

can you lift that skirt a little higher please? :D

[GOPisEvil]

33. What kind of girl do you think I am?

*slap*

[matcom]

34. on with big bazambas and

and HUGE tattoo on her hairy arm :P

[GOPisEvil]

35. Just because I look like a slut is no reason to assume!

:P

[LynneSin]

37. And to think we're letting you share a room with Ramsey and myself

:crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

38. At least I'll help the housekeeping staff clean up!

:D

[LynneSin]

39. Yeah, I have trashed a few hotel rooms at DU gatherings

:eyes:

You missed how we tortured our room in DC - it look like hurricane M.A.T.C.O.M. blew through!!!!

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

40. No, no...

...it was just Hurricane matcom - there's a difference. :D

I was nice - I left beer and a cooler behind last time. Doh!

[LynneSin]

41. Yeah, to think I bought a 30pack of Rolling Rock to get that thing

and I HATE rolling rock!!!

[GOPisEvil]

42. Think of the pain I spared you...

...you'd have just had to look at it again, and again...

[LynneSin]

43. I bought that stuff only because I heard Mike Malloy liked Rolling Rock

That's what lazerus told us. Instead we almost killed him when Will handed him a giant size glass of scotch not knowing Mike had taken an antihistamine

:crazy:

[matcom]

44. i was THERE! Will Pitt Tried To Kill Mike Malloy With Matcom's Scotch!

:D

pass it on

[GOPisEvil]

45. Good lord!

What will await us this year?

Year 1 - Killer Scotch
Year 2 - Killer Febreze
Year 3 - ?!

[LynneSin]

46. I wasn't responsible for the Scotch

I had no idea what was going on with him, I just thought he was having a horrible time. But his wife Kathy clued me in on what was happening. They are an AWESOME couple and I heard she's expecting!!! Another truthseeking liberal for our world!!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

47. Woohoo! I heard that!

I hope Mike gets back on the air. What a great voice!

[Az]

36. You will pay for this

Oh yes... you will pay...........