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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 07:11 PM
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There is a laundry god.
I accidentally washed a red t-shirt with a load of whites, and -- wait for it -- NO PINK CLOTHES!! It's a miracle! :evilgrin:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 07:20 PM
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1. So, the Deity that can wash clothes without ruining them is male?
Highly unlikely.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 07:22 PM
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2. OK, laundry goddess.
Happy? :evilgrin:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 07:23 PM
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3. NOW I can believe it
:hi:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 07:56 PM
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4. Ah, but do you still have an even number socks? The gods give,
then they take away.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:07 PM
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6. Those are the sacrifices... nt.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:31 PM
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8. Of course! The mystery of the missing sock finally explained.
That's why the survivors are found cringing to the towels like lampreys; the poor things are terrified.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:34 PM
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9. !
:rofl:
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 09:20 PM
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10. There's definitely a laundry product commercial in there somewhere.
Edited on Wed Aug-12-09 09:20 PM by Brigid
:rofl:
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:09 PM
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7. I'll let you know when I put away that load of whites.
:rofl:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:04 PM
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5. I'm afraid I only have laundry gremlins in my house. The clothes get dirty by themselves,
but they don't get clean by themselves
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