Who is Ezekiel, and what the hell does he have against me?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Ezekiel 38:2 "Son of man, set your face against Gog."

[proteus_lives]

1. Ha!

Nice one! But be careful, if you piss Ezekiel off too much he'll send this guy after you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJCa6Bp6vOo

;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. I wish I knew what I did to piss him off to begin with!

He must be a real nutcase if he sends assholes like that guy after people!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. No other thoughts?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

10. I think Gog was an ancient euphemism for rear end

I think the modern translation is:

Son of man, kiss my ass.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I like the way you think!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. oh Gog!

Not HIM again. Ezekiel is such a downer.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Seriously! He's so freaking paranoid!

He must listen to Rush or something...

[SidneyCarton]

6. Oh now, maybe we're being too hasty.

Set your face against, maybe he's supposed to kiss you?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. But I don't even know this "Son of man" dude...

That'd be pretty cheeky...

[SidneyCarton]

8. Well, ya see that's where it gets a little tricky...

In Ezekiel, the "son of man" referred to is Ezekiel himself.

But Christ refers to himself as "the Son of Man" in the New Testament.

And then, of course there is a certain folk singer with paranoid delusions, who decided he was the son of man, and renamed himself accordingly (Charlie Manson)

So, depending on how things go, your are either getting a kiss from a 2500 year old Hebrew Prophet, Jesus, or Mr. Helter Skelter himself. Either way, I think you're better off with the "no kiss" theory.

[keroro gunsou]

9. ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. *insert sounds of gunfire*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. But, but...

I've never tried to poison anyone!

[Vidar]

11. LOL

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I know you're Odin's kid, but...

in the event of my untimely demise via this Zeke guy, will you avenge me? ;-)

[Deja Q]

12. Sounds kinky...

:yoiks:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. You think Ezekiel is some kind of perv?

Wouldn't be the first time they hid behind a bible.

[madinmaryland]

13. Because you post a picture of him everytime you post on DU!

:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Ezekiel is an anteater?

Why doesn't he leave me alone and start a Terminex franchise?

[madinmaryland]

21. Well, now I finally know the name of your anteater!!

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I thought his name was Ben Franklin

He has such a wizened look about him.

[Bucky]

14. Biblical typo. I think it's supposed to say "grog".

It means you're face is so ugly you're only going to get laid if you get your date drunk.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. And of course, they'd never correct it...

It might appear as if the bible was WRONG!

:toast::toast::toast:
:rofl:

[Doc_Technical]

23. He wants you to eat his bread

http://www.foodforlife.com/sprouted-grain-difference/ezekiel-4-9.html

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Crazy!

Is this Seventh Day Adventist food?