woman finds Jesus in a rock

[Mari333]

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/mich_thumb/Woman_finds_Jesus_in_rock_saves_it

[BlueJazz]

1. Pretty old aged rock and been Clefed on the edges

Might make a nice song "Rock of ages, cleft for me..."

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. It would need a catchy tune...

:rofl:

[krispos42]

2. "How old is the rock?"

"2,000 years", says the finder.

"Looks like it dates back to the early Cenozoic era, about 50 million years old," says the geologist.

Finder punches geologist. "Heratic!" he screams. "Pray to Jesus for your soul, because your Devil-serving body is mine!"

Geologist jumps up, grabs rock, clouts finder on the noggin. Finder collapses in a heap. Geologist peers closely rock in his hand. "Yup," he says, "Early Cenozoic period."

[Mari333]

5. lolol

[TokenQueer]

6. Tee Hee!

:thumbsup:

[HopeHoops]

3. That isn't Jesus - it is a crow holding a lopped off scrotum in its beak.

I can't imagine Jesus doing that - besides, he would be fucking Limbaugh size with those proportions, in which case the scrotum would just be his chin.

Whatever it is, it ain't Jesus.

[XemaSab]

7. Looks more like bigfoot to me

:shrug: