Favorite underappreciated side effect of beer THREAD

[m-jean03]

1) Tasty laxative! :9

[DS1]

1. Drown out roosters with fart blasts if you end up in the country

without pants.

[camero]

2. Enhanced Vision

of breasts. :D

[peterh]

3. Then there’s the other side of the bell curve…

Where a 1 becomes a 10….:spank:

[m-jean03]

4. self deleted

please ignore me at these times...

[DS1]

6. that wasn't so bad

it had to be deleted

[m-jean03]

9. not so bad, but stupid enough

to merit such action :D

[camero]

7. LOL

I saw that. :D ;-)

[m-jean03]

10. Saw what?? My breasts??

:D

[camero]

12. In my imagination

I did. :D

[m-jean03]

14. So what did they look like?

Damn good, I hope?

:beer:

[camero]

15. Everything I ever hoped for.

;-) :beer:

[m-jean03]

11. Enhanced vision

of "packages"

So There! We are as lecherous as you!

[camero]

13. Gotta watch out for that one

Could be just a roll of quarters. :D

[m-jean03]

16. Do people actually do that?

Make "fake" packages?

[camero]

17. I've thought about it

But never actually did it. No self respecting guy would seriously.

Edit: but I usually opt for tighter pants. :D

[m-jean03]

18. Well, yeah, cos what happens, you know

when the girl unzips...?? Maybe only sexually abstinent fundamentalist Christians do it. :D

[camero]

19. Jackpot

Better than Vegas. :D

[m-jean03]

20. Tight pants = HOT

Take it from someone with good taste. Those guys in baggy pants just don't know all the sex appeal they are losing.

[camero]

21. I was right all along then

A friend of mine said I should leave something to the imagination.

[m-jean03]

22. No, no, leave nothing to imagination!

I mean, as long as you have clothes on, that's enough mystery for me.

:D

[camero]

23. Never did like baggy pants.

Especially in winter. Too much of a chance of frostbite. :D

[Zookeeper]

5. Seriously,

a recent study (don't make me find it!) showed that beer is chockfull of anti-oxidants. So, drinking a small to moderate amount of good, wholesome brewskies is actually healthy.

Whoo-hoo!! :toast:

[dolo amber]

8. Excellent way

to practice untested hiccup cures!

:D

[m-jean03]

24. 2 more I just discovered

1.) Excellent finger snapping abilities

2.) Excellent, clean & on target long distance spitting.

[TXlib]

25. Beer goggles.

All the women look hot!