The Rickety Rant of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"So I say, Hell doesn't matter. We shouldn't have to care about it. If other nations want Hell Care, let them have it. Besides, we should be thinking about heaven and stuff, not worrying about what Hell's like and trying to spruce it up or something. And I say . . ." Aide whispers in ear. W.'s brows gradually unknit with something resembling comprehension and he says, "Oh . . . Never mind."

[BurtWorm]

1. "Let's take it from the top...uh-one, uh-two, uh-one-two-three-four

Glo-ry glo-ry affordable healthcare
You ain't gonna get but what do I care..."

[underpants]

2. If you want to be able to afford healthcare pinch every penny

just like we do with the budget, but that is different 'casue it's your money not ours.

[VOX]

3. "Affordable Heal Hare. That's what I'm about."

"Now gimme a damn drink."

[cosmicdot]

4. W: it's so nice being here to speak to members of the Chamber of Commerce

... I mean, you people have money, and can afford healthcare, although you're here today to basically bitch about having to cover your employees ... but, geez, imagine if I had to have this discussion with say ... poor people ... I'd have a headache ... what is their problem? If you need an operation or need to have all your teeth fixed, you save whatever money you can which may be impossible knowing how much ya'll sell stuff to them for, and how little you pay them ... but hell, there are cans on the street which they can pick up ... who hasn't found a penny? Sooner or later, you may have enough for a partial payment or something ... healthcare is affordable if you can pay for it ... I'm not even a rocket scientist ...