Favourite Southpark insult and / or quote......

[Pert_UK]

My favourite insult would have to be "You donkey-raping ass-master", and I think my favourite line is probably when Cartman says "I hate rainbows...I hate the way they come into your house, crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass."

Any others?

P.

[short bus president]

1. Shenanigans!

"Everybody get yer brooms!"

[Loonman]

19. Great episode

Cartman: What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?
Kyle grabs Cartman by the neck and threatens him
Kyle: Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides fatass! And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!
Cartman: Ok.....I'll get on a bull.
Kyle: Alright, now come on you have to practice!
Stan: He really wants those dolls.
Cartman: I guess so.

[kixot]

2. Donkey raping shit eater.

I also liked "puss-aholic", "butt pirates", "ass-master"

[short bus president]

5. Best line from the movie:

Garrison: "Eric, did you just say the F-word?"

Cartman: "... Jew?"

Rollin' on the sticky theater floor material!

[Cush]

3. hmm

"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"

"Oh my god, the phonics monkey killed Kenny!" ; "Damn right he did"

[Pert_UK]

4. Forgot...."TIMMMMY!!!!!" and "God? He's the biggest bitch of them all"

:evilgrin:

P.

[Pert_UK]

6. Satan, you have a giant red ass-who could I mistake you for, Liza Minelli?

:-)

P.

[MinnFats]

7. from 'Cartman gets an anal probe'....

Stan: "Cartman, you've got a giant satellite dish sticking out of your ass!'
Cartman: "You guys are just trying to scare me."

[Devlzown]

8. I've been licking carpet for 3 hours now,

and I still don't feel like a lesbian!

[Cush]

9. lol

forgot all about that

[NightTrain]

10. From the movie....

"Because God is a cocksucker!"

ALSO:

"Careful? Was my mother careful when she tried to abort me with a clothes hanger?" (Or something to that effect)

[Pert_UK]

11. When she stabbed me in the eye with a coathanger when I was still in the

womb.....

At least I think that's what he says.

P.

[Terwilliger]

12. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL......

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch

she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch

And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

she's a super King Kamehameha BEEGOTCH!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch.

Kyle's mom is a.....beeeeeeeeeeeetch....AHHHHHH!

[DrRock]

13. Cartman and Stan

"Don't piss me off, or I'll be forced to make you eat your parents."

"Dude, he'll do it."

[newyawker99]

20. Hi DrRock!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Gore1FL]

14. Chef: on Drugs

"There is a time and a place for everything, and it is called college.

[Loonman]

15. Eric Cartman rules all

"Shut your god damn mouth, or else I'm gonna kick you squah in the balls... asshole."

[zbdent]

16. "Oh, my God! WE KILLED KENNY!"

"We're . . . bastards?!?"

[Sal316]

17. What did you say Eric Cartman?

(squealing megaphone).. ahem.. I said.. "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!"

[NightTrain]

18. Shut your f---ing face, uncle f----er!

n/t