calls his wife :)
http://www.tampatrib.com/MGAYCEQYWRD.htmlYeah You, Drop That Doughnut Right Now!!!!DANIEL RUTH
Published: Mar 17, 2004
``You know, I hate to say this, but I think the government is right,'' the Nasturtium of Neiman- Marcus mused as we strolled through Busch Gardens.
``And just what is the government right about, my little Kumquat of Cartier?''
``Fat people,'' the Daffodil of Dillards said. ``Ever since that government report came out that said we're a nation of cellulite, a collection of Dead Man Slobbering, everywhere I go I notice more and more bulbous tubs of goo doing unspeakable things to elastic.''
Sure enough at that very moment we couldn't help but notice a couple who looked like the sad but inevitable conclusion had the Goodyear Blimp and Jabba the Hutt mated.
It would have been easier to ignore a solar eclipse.
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