Air Force One

[Champion Jack]

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.
Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in
force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was
totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line
that bordered a farm. The Secret Service descended upon the smoking
hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To
their
amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if
nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of
breath, "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer sighed cutting off his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the
morning."

"The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped
in disbelief.


"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

[achtung_circus]

1. This needs more than LOL

I had a great big belly laugh that lasted so long my family came to see what my problem was.