CNN: FEAR FEAR FEAR!!!

[Goldom]

Poll today:
http://www.cnn.com at bottom right
"Do you worry about an asteroid hitting Earth?"
:scared:

[revree]

1. Gotta keep the masses SCARED STUPID.

That is the title of my book I am working on.

[gator_in_Ontario]

2. Nah....More worried about * getting re-elected! n/t

[KissMyAsscroft]

3. Killer Bees! Shark Attacks!!! OSAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

health care, prison, AIDs,.....nevermind these things.....

[Catfight]

6. Shadows

Is someone following you? Tune in, tonight we discuss your shadow, is it REALLY just a shadow, or is it actually something more?

[Qanisqineq]

4. Are you serious??

was this question really asked?

Edit: after you added the link, I guess you were serious. I'm surprised a whopping 14% are actually afraid of this.

[DS1]

5. As long as it's not Muslim

[southerngirlwriter]

13. ROFLMAO

good one!! :7

[SeveneightyWhoa]

7. Next question: Are you worried about an elephant..

..jamming its foot up your ass?
I voted NO.


CNN is ridiculous.

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. aint no room

for elephants foot up there any way


gotta pull HEAD out first!!

[Elidor]

9. If it takes out CNN HQ, I'd consider it a gift from heaven

What a bunch of sorry whores. Not for this poll, but for all the other things they do. Wolfie, this one's for you!

[GregW]

10. Gary Condit ... attacked by a shark ... with a frikkin' LASER!

:eyes:

[NoPasaran]

11. I'd prefer Earth be hit by a comet

Asteroid is my second choice

[montana_hazeleyes]

15. Or

a big,giant Janet boob!

[NoPasaran]

17. Okay, NOW I'm frightened!

Not so much the boob itself, but that nipple ring was terrifying.

[FlyByNight]

12. Dubya's potential re-selection scares me...

more than anything else.

[TheMightyFavog]

14. Oh, CNN?

I thought you were talking about Captain Peacock's reaction to the Spanish Elections. He sounded alomost like Ann the Man in that column.

[Streetdoc270]

16. Look at the bright side

If we get hit by the asteriod we won't have to worry about Peak Oil!! :)