Overfed, long-haired leaping gnome: a question!

[Inchworm]

I am very proud of myself that I didn't cut my hair this summer. I usually freak and chop it all off.

My question.. wtf?!? How long until It'll stay tight with 1-2 rubberbands? Today was my first day "out there" with it properly put up and it lasted about 2 hours before I got all awry :)

:shrug:

I don't wanna cut it off this late in the game ;)

:hi:

[Swede]

1. Eric Burdon & WAR - Spill the Wine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soMc-tj7nQY

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl



I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:



Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl


I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:


Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[Inchworm]

3. Shhhhh!~ dude!

:rofl::rofl:

:*

[Ptah]

2. Corn rows for about another three months.

Good to go :thumbsup:

[Inchworm]

4. You stalking me?

BWAhahaha.. get it?!? .. Stalking..

oh dear.. I'm easy!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

5. Dare I say it?

That's corny!

[Inchworm]

6. Sweet bebe jeebus

I spit beer.

not fair.

that is all :)

:hug:

[Ptah]

7. Did you spit that beer on the tassels on your loafers?